HRH Prince Charles

My full name is Charles Philip Arthur George and I am the Prince of Wales, except in Scotland where they refer to me as Prince Charles, Duke of Rothesay. I think that they do not want to have me as king.
I am the eldest son of Elizabeth II (The Queen) and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.
But now, the realy exciting bit is that I am the Heir Apparent, which means that when Mummy dies or gets to doddery to continue, I become king to the thrones of sixteen sovereign states known as the Commonwealth.
Now don't get me wrong, for I love Mummy dearly but when am I going to get my turn. She has sat on that throne for so long and in the meantime I am stuck with opening shopping centres, car parks and bridges; I want more!
This is where you can help. My cunning plan is to gradually assume control of the pivotable points in the ecconomy and from these strongholds, assume the throne.
This is where you come in and provide the essential support I need for my plan to work.
Firstly, I need volunteers to take control of the following establishments so that we can bring the populace to its knees. These essential services are all the:
- all McDonald outlets because without their Big Macs, the people will starve.
- The Little Britian Studios so that the nations intelligence head quarters is paralysed
- Retailers selling iPods because we need to reporgram these little gadgets so that they only play our rally cry
- British Visa HQ because then we can track anyone's movements as they use these little plastic marvels. Additionaly, we will have unlimited funds for our campaign.
Secrecy is paramount, do not let this carefully laid plain slip into the hands of Mummys staff, they will squash it at a minutes notice.