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Videoport Jones

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About Me

Videoport. 151 Middle St. Portland, Maine. (207)773-1999. No need to write it down 'cause it's so easy to memorize. Videoport has, oh, all the movies, ever. Go and look around; I guarantee you'll become dangerously obsessed with the place.
Fans of Videoport unite. Write anything you want. Seriously.And check out our blog with the Portland Press Herald's Justin Ellis every Tuesday right here.

My Interests

Mr. Squid. Incredibly strange films (except "The Mexican" -- I mean, what the f**k?). The Gimme Gimme Octopus squeaky hammer toy. All the old Robert Mitchum movies being released to DVD. Crazy movies from Asia. Crazy movies from Turkey. The Crazies. The Criterion Collection (what do you think of their new logo?) Helen Mirren appreciation. Dress-up Sundays. Debating the merits of hack/genius Dario Argento. The Betty Page standee in the porn room.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever made the movie that gave Jack Valenti a stroke.
Also, anyone who'd like to write for The VideoReport, Videoport's weekly newsletter of reviews, new releases and new acquisitions, trivia, movie lists, and genial buffoonery.
Check it out now in ugly, unformatted Myspace style blog form, or actually come out into the sunshine and pick up the much prettier paper edition at the store;
c'mon, honey...it's okay...the outside world can be nice...

Music:

Big Meat Hammer. Samuel James. The Pontiffs. Covered In Bees. Ennio Morricone. Nino Rota. Devo. Terence Blanchard. WMPG's Radio Junk Drawer, Get Hot or Go Home, Stuck in the 80'S, Aching Spirals of Black Vinyl, Stay Rude, and Overnight Roadtrip.

Movies:

I like one free.
I like one free every single day.

Television:

I like Judge Joe Brown 'cause it comes in kinda OK if I get the antenna just so. But mostly I see TV by renting discs of great stuff like Sports Night, 24, The Wire, The Sopranos, Murder One, Boomtown, Greg the Bunny, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wonder Falls, Home Movies, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Peep Show, Twin Peaks, Roller Girls, Angel, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, My Name Is Earl, The Office, The Office, News Radio, Six Feet Under, Kids in the Hall, MST3K, C.S.I., Sealab, Tom Goes to the Mayor, The Simpsons, The Prisoner,Slings and Arrows, Stella, Reno 911, Freaks and Geeks, Slings & Arrows, SNL, SCTV...

Books:

Books are for people too timid to watch thousands upon thousands of movies to the exclusion of all other interests.
But I like the Rough Guide to cult cinema. And Pauline Kael's "For Keeps" is pretty much a necessity. Oh, and Danny Peary's "Cult Movies" series is something you should have. The Psychotronic Video Guide...I mean, that's just a given.
Oh, and all books that were made into movies. One time, some friends gave me the novelization of the pilot episode of the original 'Battlestar Galactica' and an audio tape of them reading the first chapter. Pretty much the best present ever...

Heroes:

John Sayles, Robert Altman
Albert Rosenfield- "While I will admit to a certain cynicism, the fact is that I am a naysayer and a hatchetman in the fight against violence. I pride myself in taking a punch and will gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Gandhi and King. My concerns are global. I reject, absolutely, revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method, is love. I love you Sheriff Truman"

My Blog

VideoReport 143

Volume CXLIII- The Brothers McMothra For the week of 5/13/08Videoport brings you the best world cinema has to offer. And also the worst. And the most indifferent. We have a lot of movies, ...
Posted by Videoport Jones on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:30:00 PST

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Volume CXLII- Monster X and the City For the week of 5/6/08Videoport gives you a free movie every day, has the best selection and prices anywhere, only employs people who know a staggering am...
Posted by Videoport Jones on Mon, 05 May 2008 08:58:00 PST

VideoReport 141

Volume CXLI- Everything You Wanted to Know About Monster X* *(but were afraid to ask) For the week of 4/29/08Videoport will give you a free movie every day if you're not careful. Middle Ais...
Posted by Videoport Jones on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:15:00 PST

VideoReport 140

Volume CXL- Much Ado About Mothra For the week of 4/22/08Videoport gives you a free movie every single day. Come, let us show you...Editor's note: In honor of Shakespeare's birthday (April t...
Posted by Videoport Jones on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 08:43:00 PST

Dennis and Emily vs. Queen of the Amazons

From the 50-movie 'Sci-Fi Classics Collection' from the good people at Treeline Films. (Bought used for about fifteen dollars).Oh look, stock footage. A quartet of white people wander out of the sto...
Posted by Videoport Jones on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 07:48:00 PST

VideoReport 139

Volume CXXXIX- Band of Mothras For the week of 4/15/08Videoport offers you a free movie every, single day. What you do with it is up to you...Middle Aisle Monday. (Get one free rental from...
Posted by Videoport Jones on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:39:00 PST

Want to know what Jeremy’s up to? (You do).

Jeremy’s the guy who writes the weekly column/Videoport ad in the ’Portland Phoenix’ every week (which is really the only thing usually worth reading therein, unless they have a gush...
Posted by Videoport Jones on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 09:10:00 PST

VideoReport 138

Volume CXXXVIII- O Mothra, Where Art Thou? For the week of 4/8/08Videoport gives you a free movie every, single, motherflippin’ day...Middle Aisle Monday. (Get one free rental from the...
Posted by Videoport Jones on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:12:00 PST

Best Last Lines

The art of the best last line of a movie is a mostly lost one. If you stop and think about it, how many final movie lines can you actually remember? How often does a flick just peter out nwith some ...
Posted by Videoport Jones on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:05:00 PST

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Volume CXXXVII- Stop! Or My Mothra Will Shoot! For the week of 4/1/08Videoport will give you a free movie every day...and we’ll sleep well that night.Middle Aisle Monday. (Get one fre...
Posted by Videoport Jones on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 07:51:00 PST