i will dance. i will dance forever. bring it.
dress me in heels and i will fall down.
show me a fire escape and i will climb to the top.
i want it to be foggy all day every day, unless i'm in a bucket truck. then i want it to be 80 degrees, sunny and for 98 degrees to make a come back. just kidding.
i can play pool all night.
i don't drink but i fake it really well.
i skateboard like a pussy. i can ollie over a pencil if i'm lucky.
i want to be clark kent and jean grey/the phoenix combined minus the whole kryptonite problem, the foolish 2d diamond he keeps getting trapped in.
i dream of glitter falling from the sky. everywhere i go. anyplace from H&M to starbucks to public restrooms. my life would be complete.
i make t shirts. you want one? let me know.
i like to play competitive boggle. you wanna go?
i hate the word silly and never poke my belly button. it's just wrong.
sometimes i just want to sit on the side of the street facing the wall with a sign that says "squeeze me" and just wait for people to massage my back.
my number one dream in life is to have someone dump an entire gallon of pink paint on me "accidentally". one might call it a fetish but i prefer to think of it as heavenly.
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