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payton.

do it..... you won't.

About Me

i am a bad speller. i am completely off the market but a huge flirt. i work blanchards and will probably mock you to yer face. i will give you a hard time, dinner, and a place to sleep. jim beam is my drink of choice. i like to put my fingers in fans. i wipe my boogers where ever i can. i giggle while doing justa about everything. i fear that when i am walking to the freezer i will drop all of the ice cube trays on the floor. i work at hurley's in allston too. anything else ask.

My Interests

extremely small and large things, food in either a tortilla or off a grill, squirt guns, fake mustashes, hearing stories about me that i dont remember, bad grammer (take that ashley), the stumble button on firefox, my animals, my friends, taking pictures, and absolutly nothing else. yep that is all of them.

I'd like to meet:

.. width="425" height="350" ..it is funny i actually know one of these guys and he is one of my favorites.and this is me . i got all the dance moves.

Music:

H2O, journey , cusive , cohead and cambria , 100.7 wzlx, bad religion , eninem , less than jake , NOFX , J5 , mos def , biggie , nappy roots , Ani Difranco , pennywise , the trouble , pinkerton thugs , bob segar ,van 'effin halen, led zepplin bouncing souls , stray bullets , darkbuster, suicide machines, against me, cat stevens, atmosphere, small children crying...ha

Movies:

zoolander, 11:14,super troopers, porno , best in show, old school, anchor man, crash , the united states of leoland, garden state ,the big labowski, i heart hucklebees , the life aquatic , anything that'll scare the crap outta me ...which is not very hard .

Television:

deadwood, six feet under, carnival, c.s.i las vegas, buffy the vampire slayer,the 4400, heros, the wire, blind date is good for a laugh or a cry depending.

Books:

stranger in a strange land, anything john irving, chuck palanuk i totally spelled that wronge. im done

Heroes:

jill severence and cap't crunch...together like a team

My Blog

what you should do

go see grindhouse. it is amazing. best thing ever i am not exagerating. machine gun legs, gross infections, titties and fast cars. what more could you ask for? oh yeah death and lots of it. go now . n...
Posted by payton. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:49:00 PST

let's here it for ...

wierd facts.  i love being able to whip out little facts in conversations. ashley is chock full of them . it is amazing . for example. jack daniels is made in a dry countey.  or bike store s...
Posted by payton. on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:14:00 PST

wahh haa haa.

i did not get the job on star this summer. i am sad . ashley did though which makes me sadder. i loose best friend and i dont get to go. we did make are money back from the party though. that is sweet...
Posted by payton. on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:43:00 PST

gimmie new friends

so i have the best friends ever. i love them but i tire of them at times. i need some newbies to mix up the bunch. this is a call for new friends. maybe all your hopes and dreams can come true and i w...
Posted by payton. on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:07:00 PST

burlglary, hirering, and firing. not to mention spelling errors

so first bite fired me because i went back to school. i am basically definatly going to become part of the blanchard's family. plus i stole my bangs back from ashley.whoa guy i'm from the past and shi...
Posted by payton. on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 04:59:00 PST

if you love me. and miss me.

i live at the first bite cafe now. monday 5-1tuesday 11-5 then hurley's 6-9wed 11-5 then hurley's 6-9thursday i sleep all day all dayfriday 11-9saturday 11-9sunday 12-8yep that is a 54 hour work week ...
Posted by payton. on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:12:00 PST

firstbite

so i am a pizza and sub girl once again. i work at making min wage while creating some of the dirtiest nastiest tastiest subs full of side dishes. if you havent seen a menu one of the fav is chicken f...
Posted by payton. on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 07:24:00 PST

i'm back from life on star.

so let me list a few activities that i was a part of so you can see what kind of time i had.   making more than 800 grilled cheese sandwiches, playing asshole in the back of a box truck, drinking...
Posted by payton. on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:55:00 PST

dead bodies and weddings

so i am so happy that i am not moving this sept. it has been every year for 5 years now. this time i get to sit on my porch and watch the craziness. i will laugh at all of allston. then go trash picki...
Posted by payton. on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:10:00 PST

maine

so mikee and i are the city mouse and celia and renzo are the country mouse. right now city mouse's brain is blown by nature. i am being brought right back to when i was about 8 . i have been playing ...
Posted by payton. on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:30:00 PST