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NOT Robert Pattinson

About Me

I like writing. I like writing so much, I contribute to the Boston Phoenix and the Boston Herald. I like music. I like music so much, I'm the drummer for the Designer Drugs and Pretty Not Bad. But most of the time, I just wish I had superpowers so I could join the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants and help Magneto take over the world.
After you die...
Hell
After death, you will burn forever in the fires of hell. Or much more likely, you will be put into a room with two other people for all of eternity. Because hell is other people.
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Which of the four crownprinces of Hell are you?
Leviathan
Leviathan: The dragon-snake lurking in the vast, dreadful depths of endless oceans to the west. He is associated with the unknown, with the hidden and feared truth - and he strikes fright into the heart of absolutely everyone. Gigantic and unstoppable beast, who fules the very fires of Hell. The one who cannot be harmed with any normal weapons, and who may forever stay hidden without the possibility of being found.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

whoever

My Blog

bands with exclamation points are philosophical, sorta.

I turned 25, and Bomb the Music Industry! just released a song about being 25, the lyrics for which hit dangerously close you humble narrator's home. Cut and pasting something someone else wrote is ea...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:12:00 GMT

"He’s not a god, he’s just a very large monkey you bought off the internet...."

Yeah, I figured a new blog was necessary, 'cause the last one was kind of depressing and that's been the top one for a while&. I got back from a Designer Drugs tour about two weeks ago. Not the techn...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:35:00 GMT

Im not dead and neither are you!!! Thank you SO much!!!

Lessons learned this week  1 - Blanking out Friday night and waking up Sunday morning in Brigham 'n Women's with a vague understanding that these lost 36 hours have, somehow, had a rather significa...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 21:35:00 GMT

worst thing ever

Drinking all night in Mission Hill on a Tuesday, stopping at every 7/11 on the way home to eat cold egg and cheese sandwiches, waking up at 9AM to the startling epiphany that I am completely fucked, e...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 09:26:00 GMT

Amazing Exciting Barry News! (not really)

So I have short hair now. I figured it'd be good for job interviews and such. I've been watching lots of TV shows on the internet. It's kind of, um, uh, something. Lost is fun. I need to write a rip...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 10:46:00 GMT

giant robots

So, the other night, I found out Lyn-Z from Mindless Self Indulgence married Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance.  Then I got really depressed for a few hours. I really need to reevaluate my pri...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 15:36:00 GMT

Skipper the eye child

Things I've been up to 1 - Watching a lot of TV, 'specially Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. 2  Planning my revenge. 3  Getting really confused in the process of revenge planning, on acounta I can't re...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 11:35:00 GMT

I have a sexy new computer

Now I can go back to not leaving the house! Awesome!
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 13:35:00 GMT

nebulous

First Dell refused/failed to fix the computer they sold me, now they're refusing to send me a new one, though they keep telling me they'll get around to it. I am beginning to suspect that I'm dealing ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:23:00 GMT

oblivion tastes like chicken, said the vegetarian

I appear to have turned into a person that the 17 year-old version of me would've idolized.   A few of you remember the 17 year-old version of me, and understand how pathetic this is. Stil...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 00:08:00 GMT