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THE FOLLOWING TOUR PROMO VIDEO CONTAINS OVERSIZED GREEN FISTS, HOT SAUCE, AND FULL FRONTAL NOODZ!!!
BAD ASH is a group of hard rockin, trouble making, zombie killing, bad ass mother fuckers that come to rock your fuckin sox off. Rick enjoys watching stupid internet jokes , drinking coffee, eating sandwiches, dancing, and playing drums all at the SAME TIME!, Justin likes a warm bath with some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream close at his side. Justin, also known as "the most atractive, and sexually vivacious of the group", is said to have inherited his great rock-cockery powers from our lord Zeus, or so it is told in legend. and Joe enjoys staring at the stars, and wondering about the mystery that is love. Nic and Steve were born the bastard sons of Sarah Connor's roomate in Terminator 1, we forget her name but she was said to be impregnated by Sebastian Bach and a German Shephard at the same time, so upon the seminal fusion came ultimate fertilization. They only spent 2 weeks together in the womb, writing Arabic love songs before they escaped while that bitch was taking a shit.
So as you can see, BAD ASH is a couple of real mean, ass kicking dudes, that dont take no shit from nobody. Oh, and they like chicks. Ya hot chicks, .. with boobs, .. and really good personalities, of course, and boobs!. So if youre lookin for a good time with dudes that are rock hard,.. oh . Wait. I mean, dudes THAT rock hard, youve come to the right place my friend. Prepare to be spanked, by
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