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Lauren Bad Ass

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a bartender so don't ask me to go out for a drink with you. i only paint my nails to hide the dirt & grease under them. I enjoy long walks on the beach holding hands and talking about the stars. that's actually a lie....i hate sand. sand ruins everything. sand is worse than rain ...................................... . . . rusty says if i was a car i'd be a cadilac coupe d evil

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet someone who knows that when you meet someone no matter how long you talk to them how long you remain in their life after that you changed them. it might not be a huge change but it's still there. i wanna know more people who get that.

My Blog

[.my.best.friend.part.3.the.final.chapter.]

   So i'm sitting home in bed in my yummy warm comfy pj's thinking about the weekend and just trying to take it all in. About a month and change ago i lost my best friend (the same friend i spoke of i...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jan 2009 15:15:00 GMT

[.cover.]

i for what ever reason can't wrap my head around the fact that people get pissed off that they are paying a cover to come into the bar on Friday and Saturday nights, so i just wanted to clear some thi...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 01:28:00 GMT

[.if.you.leave.before.me.]

if you leave this world before me.a promise to you i shal keep.i won't fall in love with another.on your ashes i shal wheep.if you leave before me.i promise i never will tell.about all the thing we ta...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 00:29:00 GMT

[.fucking.irish.]

everyone who knows me knows i have a deep rooted comical hate for the irish. well yesterday was st pattys. so now not only do i have to deal with all the irish, but i need to deal with all the drunks ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:59:00 GMT

[.FOOD.FOR.THOUGHT.]

after a conversation with a (very drunk) friend last night i’ve come to a conclusion. and i’m going to be writing a country music song about it. [continue] "you can tell the status of a m...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:49:00 GMT

so old but sooo good

Basic info for the boys:1. Whatever you do, don't just "show up" at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:10:00 GMT

awe man

i just found out that one of my all tie favorite bartenders passed away at the start of the month. he only served me maybe 2 or 3 times but god was he a good time. and worthy of note. so for him i'll ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:49:00 GMT