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About Me

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
My name is Kurt Baker. I like cheese and satan. Im a firm believer that a good 2 and a half minute pop song will make life amazing and joyous! Im not a fan of boring people. I like to go out clubbing with some dudes i met at the roller rink. There names are Bruce and Tonker. They know a lot about techno music!!!!!! Bruce makes good crepes and Tonker is good with plastic. Other wise Im just a wild dude looking for fun times!! i don't have a cell phone(well i do, but i only use it to call my great aunt (who is an eskimowanna be) up to pick me up from the library, but im in a band! We are called The Leftovers . Im really into music and rocking out. Getting pysched up and crazy with the rock n roll! Not only do I play the cello and swim in a speedo but I love cute woodland creatures. Everything from the groundhog, to the sea otter, even though the sea otter isnt a woodland creature, it is still cute! i love magical fantasy worlds, so that means unicorns and other things like spell books and gray/white haired men in seatone robes. I really like making mix cds for people. Oh my god i like infectious melodies and christmas lights and candles. With all that aside I care about nature , faith in santa clause, black metal and never getting lost on a lone mountain with just a snow tube. I'm a performer. I love being on stage or in front of people (preferably in the nude). I like to collect records! I like to listen to my records and light incense and candles. I would also like to somehow change the world in a good way! Old farts think i look like Art Garfunkle.

.."i'm not liquid john, im not... liquid!!!!" " The string is just a guide john! You have to make sure the sun reaches the lower leaves during the growing season!"
My favorite animal is the huge gigantic hairy beast known as the North American Moose also known as the Danger Elk or in latin as Alces alces
THE FRIENDS! THEY RULE!!!!

My Interests

Music, pop art, coffee, fat free cottage cheese with pineapple,wasa crackers,Canadian Budweiser, Aquaraiums, fondu,photography,Yerba Mate, SWEDEN, beer, drinking beer, Eliza Dushku, satan, bass guitar,beer,scooters,scandinavia,canoes,punk rock,essential oils, rock n' roll, moose, romance novels,birdwatching,cheese, fire pogoing,gardening, maintaining my sideburns, movies, the season of fall, ocean and nautical interest,maps, wine, zombies, killing zombies, quality things at discount prices,magic, Joann fabrics, Summertime,love songs, dvds, good live music, fireworks, Hors D'oeuvres,thunder and lightning explosions, lighting, english muffins, wisconsin, wine, really hot girls, long walks, berries (like raspberries,blackberries stuff like that) the bards theater, nature,keyboards,beer, cooking, strip poker, levis denim, records, candles, beer,history,beer,archie comics, beer, politics, magical lands, europe, soap on a rope,making up dance moves, beer, parties,rocking the fuck out!! you know, kick out the jams style!
I LOVE MAGICAL SCANDINAVIA. mmmm beer!
DEALING DRUGS/ICE CREAM BARS OUT OF FANNY PACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

I'd like to meet:

PEPE THE PRAWN!!!!

or
Eliza Dushku !!

and thats about it unless you want to garden with me!

Music:

Nuff' Said. But i will say more.. screehing weasel,green day,sahara hotnights, riverdales, the gamits, kid dynamite,ABBA,big in japan,nofx,cheap trick, elivis costello and the attractions, reel big fish,the guts ,smash mouth,teenage bottlerocket, randy, beach boys, the living end, the apers, Mu330, the hives, the queers, hagfish, the muffs,the cars,rocket from the crypt, dwarves, rooney, second saturday,the pandoras,green day,chixdiggit, squirtgun, the go go's ,the hellacopters, the mopes, the methadones, supersuckers,ace of base, the boss martians, the briefs, turbonegro,the network,nerf herder,the romantics, the huntingtons,DEVO, B-52's, Descendents/ALL, T(I)NC, backwood creatures,feable weiner, the Dickies, the Plimsouls, the (Paul Collins) Beat, Buzzcocks,Exploding Hearts, Letters to Cleo,New Bomb Turks,Red Planet, Spazzys,the Vandals,Zeke, Wondermints, Spongetones,Size 14, The Adventures of Jet, Pointed Sticks, tons more.

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ABBA - "Name of the Game" ABBA THE MOVIE VERSION! SO GOOD!

Movies:

road trip, saving silverman, stealing harvard, animal house, the new guy, Texas chainsaw masacre, night of the living dead,Mary Poppins, Bednobs and broomsticks, ALL THE FRIDAY THE 13th movies except ..6 cuz that one just plain sucks! the 1st holloween! anything with Ben Stiller or Will Ferrell cuz their movies always make me feel special. oh yeah and anything with ELiza Dushku, cuz her movies make me feel HOT.

Television:

Im with Busey
Tru Calling.
Arrested Development None of these shows are currently on air anymore. which means TV SUCKS.

Books:

Anything that has to do with Maine, Supernatural Powers and hot dogs. If they are all in one novel at once that is nice.

Heroes:

ESTEBAN

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This was taken from The Bollard (http://www.thebollard.com)Mp3 Reviews ByJeremy SkehanDamn those ideological conservatives. You know, those knee-jerk dogmatics who just refuse to compromise, to accept...
Posted by Kurt Baker on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:54:00 PST