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About Me



"New England has given the punk world many of it’s essentials such as Dropkick Murphys, The Queers and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. But has also kept one of the best underground and unsigned communities in the nation. So many great bands have emurged from these roots, of Boston dive-bars, Granite State VFW halls, small clubs and coffee shops. Who will be the next band to hold this tradition but still break through the same old-same old? In my opinion it’s a snide lyrical, fist pumping garage band from New Hampshire: The Asthmatics!"

- David Rochester. Smoke and Glitter Publication Mar. 2007.

Booking Info:
[email protected]
please note that the band does not handle booking through myspace.com. all booking iquiries must be e-mailed

The EP recording sessions - Episode 1

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/25/2005
Band Members:
Tristan - Guitar/Vocals

Boney - Bass/Vocals

Jake - Drums

View the Asthmatics’s EPK

Buy The Asthmatics S/T EP on Interpunk.com
Influences: 5Bucks, The Bouncing Souls, Johnny Cash, The Clash, Cock Sparrer, Sam Cooke, Elvis Costello, Crash Test Dummies, The Cure, The Dance Hall Crashers, The Del Fuegos, Digger, Dirty Water, Drexel, Dwarves, The Goops, Green Day, Jawbreaker, Kicked In the Head, Lagwagon, The Lazardos, Lucero, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Naked Raygun, NOFX, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, The Pillows, The Pogues, The Primitives, The Ramones, The Replacements, Rich Kids on LSD, Save Ferris, Coyote Shivers, The Smoking Popes, Stiff Little Fingers, Supertramp, They Might Be Giants, The Vibrators, The Vigilantes, Tom Waits, The Weakerthans, Hank Williams, Zeke's Garage
Sounds Like: "This feisty trio has not only logged a lot of miles, but graduated to headlining their frequent Boston shows in just a few years, bringing fans a slaphappy mixture of big hooks, singalong choruses, and heartfelt lyrics about the girls who got away. Boney, 22, is the pug-faced, heavily-tattooed pop-punk heartthrob on bass and vocals; Tristan, 20, lanky and loose-limbed, represents the bespectacled punk-nerd quotient; and the bandâ€--s new drummer, Jake, is only 19 but brings a veteran's presence behind the kit.."
-Jim Testa
The Noise. Dec 2007

"These New Hampshire guys surprised me. When I first got this demo it was a CD-R with a Xeroxed picture of a cat hiding in a toilet. Strike one (I thought). But when I first listened to Track One, which with later research I learned was a song called “The Park, I was amazed."
-Jon Robinson
Jersey Beat Jan 2008

"The New Hampshire-based pop-punk band will not stop the show so one of its members can suck on an inhaler. In fact, the Asthmatics plow through a 45-minute set at breakneck speed. The energetic Asthmatics are reminiscent of the Ramones — they only know one way to go, and that's nonstop."
- Ed Condran
Asbury Park Press Mar 2008

"...I guess I've become an Asthmatics fan."
- Ben Weasel
Weasel Radio Apr 2008

Record Label: Bastard Smash Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

A few notes on booking The Asthmatics

Manchester Shows.The Asthmatics will always be a Manchester band. Here our guidelines to booking us while home.- all Manch shows must be ALL AGES! NO EXCEPTIONS- all Manch shows must be open to the pu...
Posted by The Asthmatics on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:44:00 PST

Past Shows: 2007

Friday Jan. 5th @ The Worthen Attic141 Worthen St. Lowell, MA w/ TKC, Movers and Shakers, The Airwaves & The Serious GeniusesSaturday Jan. 20th @ The Fishtown Artspace50 Maplewood Ave. Gloucester...
Posted by The Asthmatics on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 08:02:00 PST

The Asthmatics interview in The Noise 12/07

THE ASTHMATICS   By Jim Testa   MySpace and 3-star reviews on Pitchfork.com might work for some in this Internet age;  but if you're a punk band, nothing beats getting in the van and dr...
Posted by The Asthmatics on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 12:10:00 PST

"I've Never Seen Myself As Typical" An Interview with Boney of the Asthmatics

New Engalnd has given the punk world many of it's essentials such as Dropkick Murphy's, The Queers and The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. But has also kept one of the best underground and unsigned comm...
Posted by The Asthmatics on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 06:45:00 PST

A Review by Jim Testa of Jersey Beat

Sunday, January 28, 2007Pop Punk Till You Drop Last night the Steinways headlined a show at the Lit Lounge, which is kind of like playing Dracula's basement. Despite the cramped space and weird logist...
Posted by The Asthmatics on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST

Article in The Lowell Sun 01/04/07

The Asthmatics deliver punk power surgeBy JILLIAN LOCKE, Sun Correspondent --> -->--> -->--> -->Article Last Updated: 01/04/2007 11:31:31 AM EST I first saw the four-piece punk rock band The As...
Posted by The Asthmatics on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

Interview with Boney for Shifty Shivs n Punks

SS: Hey thanks for doing this, it's really awesome. So you're from Manchester, New Hampshire and so is the rest of the band. Do you feel The Asthmatics rep " Manch Vegas" and it's punk scene well...
Posted by The Asthmatics on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:04:00 PST

An Interview with Tristan and Boney.

So first off, The Asthmatics are....? T:  Tristan, Boney, Corey, MattB: The Asthmatics are that feeling you get when you know something really cool is gonna happen but it keeps building up and bu...
Posted by The Asthmatics on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 02:56:00 PST

Articles...

" Perhaps you made it to see the Asthmatics last Wednesday, Jan. 11th, when they hosted the open-mic night at Bridge Cafe on Elm Street. I didn't make it, but it would have been a treat to see these g...
Posted by The Asthmatics on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:16:00 PST

Going on 3 years and we still fuckin' care.

We care. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. It may not fit the punk rock profile of "not caring", but I can tell you there isn't a single thing we care for more. The songs, the kids, the shows; all ...
Posted by The Asthmatics on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:59:00 PST