Holy shit! It’s that time of year again already!? |
You are cordially invited to...Another Year of Excellence in Underachievement:The Guak at 33Sunday, November 30th10pm 'til 1amBrian Boru Public House57 Center Streetfeaturing...amusing anecdotes!hilar...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 03:42:00 GMT |
The Clive, King Kong Falling Ice, and More! |
My sympathy is endlessDAVID: My back and feet hurt because I've been standing for ten hours in steel-toed boots.GUAK: My arm hurts because I played Wii Tennis for four hours yesterday.That's how they...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 19:55:00 GMT |
In Search of Answers: Adam @ Home |
Adam @ Home is a daily comic strip by Brian Basset. It is the story of Adam, a man with a wife and three kids who makes his living maintaining a web site instructing people how to work from their hom...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:32:00 GMT |
No Country For Old Guak |
I turned 32 the other week. I don't feel particularly old, except in my feet and knees (particularly the right) which can be blamed partially for my poor choice of footwear. I don't let the dozen or s...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:28:00 GMT |
Beating up windmills. |
I was going through the different moods on this here MySpace when I realized that "quixotic" was one of the options listed. Really? Can you feel quixotic? Can I be in a quixotic mood? Yes, one of the ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 16:47:00 GMT |
The 2007 MLB All-Star Game |
I find watching baseball boring. I find watching any televised sporting event pointless, but there's something about baseball in particular that makes it painful for me to watch. I'm assuming it's the...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:00:00 GMT |
Erin, go braugh yourself |
Ah, St Patrick's Day. That wonderful time of the year when everyone wants to be Irish. This pretty much entails people drinking too much and vomiting green all over the place. Reminds me of my&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 15:09:00 GMT |
Rush Delta Zau! (but only if you're hottttt) |
Starting in the fall, the sorority Delta Zau will no longer be able to operate on the campus of Greencastle, Indiana's DePauw University. Why? Because they recently expelled almost two dozen wome...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:41:00 GMT |
A little of this, and a little of that. |
Death Cab for SweatyI took a cab recently from work back to my apartment. The distance isn't far, but it was snowing, and I was feeling downright lazy. Hanging off the taxi's meter were five air fresh...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 17:54:00 GMT |
Super Vicious Mega Monkey Attack! |
The following excerpt from The Washington Post is further proof that evolution is more than just a theory. Dedicated with love to Timmy and, to a lesser extent, Luke...
"Chimpanzees living i...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 18:45:00 GMT |
