I don't understand why God would even bother flooding the Earth, dictating a book or having his kid nailed up (among other things). But there you go.
I'd very much like to be a Scientologist, but I can't afford the dues. I pretend sometimes and throw cans at people at the Walmart. I'd also like to give Satanism a go, but there's something too Ayn Randian about it. Maybe I'll give that Cthulhu guy a go at worship. So long as he eats me last. Zoroastrianism seems kinda cool, what with the Star Trek and Mazda cars connection. Maybe I'll become a Yazidi... I kind of like lettuce, though..
Throughout the years I've sustained a few injuries what has maimed me but the lawsuits and welfare keep me going.
