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Stephen Colbert

About Me

I work for a company that enlists my help through a series of tubes, cords, and extra people that would somehow make it's way to your television screen. And seeing how it doesn't enlist the help of youtube anymore, Comedy Central now credits itself for giving me the power to feel the news at you instead of being like some regular joe schmoe on FPXR or whatever station you watch to get your nightly Americana. I am the one you want to listen to, because I'll be telling you the things you need to hear, and you'll be watching me to see how to feel about it.
I update my blog-thing at least once a week. So, stay tuned, because I'll be giving you a miniscule essay around every seven days, just to keep you in check, and on the ball. Because, you've got to have balls. You have balls, don't you?

My Interests

Watching every single person in the world clamour for their fifteen minutes of fame; Staring at Amy Sedaris, Playing this game .

I'd like to meet:

The girls in this picture. Because, I think with my head caked onto the image, I look much sexier than whoever it was before.

Heroes:

You!

My Blog

Fine Lines, Bill O'Reilly and Andrea Mackris

There is a fine line between accuracy and hypocracy. I'm not sure what that line is, but what I am here to do is to figure out that line, change it from a bunch of lines that are put together to make ...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:05:00 PST

Youtube's best days are behind them!

A few months ago in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, two teens were charged with dangerous operation of a motor vehicle, and three Highway Traffic Act offences (racing with another vehicle, imprudent drivi...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST

Look, over there, something scary! A THREATDOWN!

THE CONTENTS MAY SCARE YOU! Threat number Five: Penguins. With the March movie, and the Dance movie, and the Gay movie soon to be coming out, these beasts of the wild are slowly turning itself into ...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST

The On Notice Board and OJ!

I have two prior notices on my on-notice board, and for those that don't know why, I'll give you the short version of the story:-England: For making Tony Blair retire. He is the mightiest ruler of you...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 04:15:00 PST

Tonight! Dick Cheney is the new Bo Jackson, and I am a fan!

So, I un-busied my schedule and decided to get myself a myspace. I found myself a walking, running, vomiting busy machine, what with working on my new ice-cream, and consistently running high quality ...
Posted by Stephen Colbert on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 01:48:00 PST