I work for a company that enlists my help through a series of tubes, cords, and extra people that would somehow make it's way to your television screen. And seeing how it doesn't enlist the help of youtube anymore, Comedy Central now credits itself for giving me the power to feel the news at you instead of being like some regular joe schmoe on FPXR or whatever station you watch to get your nightly Americana. I am the one you want to listen to, because I'll be telling you the things you need to hear, and you'll be watching me to see how to feel about it.
I update my blog-thing at least once a week. So, stay tuned, because I'll be giving you a miniscule essay around every seven days, just to keep you in check, and on the ball. Because, you've got to have balls. You have balls, don't you?