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realiTbender

May I please take the cork off of my fork?

About Me

…watch the mental celluloid heat, curl and burn in my schizoid cineplex, perchance translate it into this quaint little language of ours. I now begin to grasp the dilemma of the pickled beet in a world suited to radish roses…a luau chef cooking for one, is he lonely or greedy?

My Interests

all the myriad glittering facets of Reality, the tune of the Celestial Song and the thunderous beat of Pure Science...and pokin' dead things with a stick

I'd like to meet:

Robert Anton Wilson and/or James Joyce and/or Aliester Crowley (i think they might be the same guy!)...i require Intelligence and Passion to fuel the wicker robot living in my heartmind...a desire to continue exploring our latent Divinty and the flexible rules of the Kosmos...and a willingness to wear a squeaky clown nose to a stranger's funeral once in a while.Don't be a creepy lurker! Comment on my blogs, write me a poem, send me the news clipping from when you built a seven-story building from stale french fries, silly putty, and three-legged puppies as performance art...but give me Something to work with if'n ya wanna be my e-friend.

Music:

A Guy Called Gerald, Spacetime Continuum, Tool, Sun Ra, Dead Kennedys, Beastie Boys, Bach, Dead Can Dance, Fatback Band, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Pharcyde, Adamski's Thing, UNKLE, Presage, LTJ Bukem, Zeca Baliero, Peter Gabriel, Mozart, The Police, Chris Vrenna, Lamb, AfroCelt Soundsystem, Tricky, Juno Reactor, Sex Pistols, GusGus, Meat Beat Manifesto, Aphex Twin, Freaky Chakra, Ramones, Cosmic Baby, Lord Runningclam, Atari Teenage Riot, Beethoven, Circle Jerks, Mingus, Primus, Dubtribe, and so much more...

Movies:

Brazil, Schizopolis, ANY Cohen Bros. flick, Zardoz, I [HEART] Huckabees, Airplane!, Old Guy, Delicatessan, the City of Lost Children, the Man With Two Brains, UHF, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Baraka, Dr. Strangelove, Trainspotting, Reservoir Dogs, Secretary, Crash, Boxing Helena, Lost in Translation, THX 1138, Clockwork Orange, Frailty, History of the World pt.1, Falling Down, Run Ronnie Run, the Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension, Strange Attractor, Jacob's Ladder, Pi, the Serpent and the Rainbow, Adaptaion, Altered States, Bad(der) Santa, CB4, the Dark Crystal, C.H.U.D., Quills, Taxi Driver, Crippled Masters, Strange Brew, Dark City, This is Spinal Tap, Romper Stomper, Gummo, Dead Ringers, the Prophecy, Serial Mom, Motel Hell, the Fifth Element, Naked Lunch, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, May, Willard, Willow, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Raising Cain, So I Married a Strange Person, the Seven Samurai, Wave Twisters, Pootie Tang, Versus, Series 7, Battle Royale, Ravenous, Rashomon...i'd better stop this list now.

Television:

The Simpsons, Daily Show/Colbert Report, Squidbillies, Upright Citizens Brigade, Critic, Mr. Show, Venture Brothers, MythBusters, Boondocks, Futurama, Man Bites Dog, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Iron Chef, Hell's Kitchen, Family Guy, FLCL, House, Home Movies, Mission Hill, Masterminds, anything about serial killers

Books:

if you haven't figured it out, i'm a media whore. for the sake of brevity, let's just go with authors: Robert Anton Wilson, Ken Wilber, Terence McKenna, Tom Robbins, H.P. Lovecraft, Douglas Hofstadter, Kafka, Ambrose Bierce, Khalil Gibran, Madeline L'Engle, William Gibson, Douglas Adams, Neal Stephenson, Rumi, James Joyce, Bukowski, Lewis Carroll, Kurt Vonnegut, Bob Frissell, Carlos Castaneda, Israel Regardie, William S. Burroughs, Umberto Eco, Hermann Hesse, Timothy Leary, Philip K. Dick, Robert Strassman, Gurdjieff, Albert Camus, Leon Lederman, Clive Barker, David Sedaris, Frank Herbert, Vladimir Nabokov, and so many others to whom i owe so very much...

My Blog

The Man kain't keep us down!

authority has beget party movement:45 N. Alderorlando, fl 32807  (eddie n' chris' place)house #:407 277 0473superjenn's cell #:321 438 1733be there or be...less amused than you would be if you we...
Posted by realiTbender on Sun, 27 May 2007 09:12:00 PST

Check out this event: immanentizing my 28th birthday eschaton

Hosted By: Todd TippinWhen: Saturday May 26, 2007 at 7:00 PMWhere: SuperJenn's Hut of PartyWeasels201 Monroe Ave (townhouse #27)orlando, FL 32751United StatesDescription:Todd Tippin Click Here To V...
Posted by realiTbender on Sat, 26 May 2007 01:43:00 PST

!!!Robert Anton Wilson needs our help!!!

sad news, folks.  the wheel turns for all of us, including who may possibly be my only living hero.  Robert Anton Wilson (if you're my friend and i haven't chewed your ear off about him at s...
Posted by realiTbender on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:18:00 PST

a kitten playing with a ball of yearn

To yearn for someone is to feel their lack; to yearn for another is not an expression of ones own deficiency, but of one's own glimmerings of enlightenment.  In acknowledging that i miss someone ...
Posted by realiTbender on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:58:00 PST

kinda low...

i lie here, attempting to contemplate it all from the perspective of a snake's belly in a wagon rut.  being low offers advantages of perspective that i had previously missed, what with being self...
Posted by realiTbender on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 10:27:00 PST

haiku - the spam of poetry

i wrote a haiku but it is not very good so i won't post it
Posted by realiTbender on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 12:42:00 PST

repeat until enlightened (with thanks to mr. wilber)

    I have a body but I am not my body.  I can see and feel my body, and what can bee seen and felt is not the true Seer.  My body may be tired or excited, sick or healthy, he...
Posted by realiTbender on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 03:37:00 PST

who laid the Cosmic Egg?

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall all the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't put Humpty together again. so the Queen brought her women Maid, Mother and Crone, an...
Posted by realiTbender on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:54:00 PST

when one's house burns down, you get a much better view of the sunrise

Woke up smelling like bad dreams, but they've already faded into the inky trails of the great sleepsquid...but I feel sad, nervous, altogether too frail and human and vulnerable for my tastes.Today th...
Posted by realiTbender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wearing Duality as my millstone tonight

what am ifor an eyelooking to tradea truth for a truthbarter all of my answersfor one sharp questionneeded toolto jaggedcut throughthis decayed screen thisreality matineeruns onand oni have no eyelids...
Posted by realiTbender on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST