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I think that it is imperative that you understand a few things.
1. Every last shred of patience, kindness, and overall respect for human life that I have available to me goes in to my work (which I love). That means that there is none left over for you. Tolerance is in short supply around here, so don't be a jerk.
2. I fucking hate selfish, self absorbed jackasses that go through their whole lives never making a difference in the world. I have three simple words for you. Suicide saves space. The planet is over populated as it is, so if you're not going to take an active role in it, you should help out by thinning the herd.
3. There is NEVER an excuse for cruelty or blatant stupidity (unless of course you have a doctor's note) PICK UP A FUCKING BOOK. And keep in mind that everybody is somebody's child, and as such should be treated like their mom is watching. (that's what MY mom says) And if you would treat someone badly in front of their mom, you're just an asshole. (my mom says that too).
4. I'm a filthy mick, which not only explains my ill temper, but is also my excuse for spending a disproportionate amount of my time eating salty, cured meats and potatoes,drinking, being pushy and abrasive, feeling sorry for myself, and grumbling. All of which I am extremely good at.
Other than that, I'm very charming.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Get this straight:

If you're some weirdo pervert lurking around myspace harassing every attention starved sorostitute that will give you the time of day, FUCK OFF.
I'm not even slightly interested in your creepy come-ons or cheap, quasi validation. Save us both the time, and take a fucking hike. Anyone else with any sort of redeeming qualities can feel free to message me.

My Blog

There are no skylarks, only snails

The words escape even me. This fucking world never ceases to amaze me,with it's cold, calculating way of kicking you square in the teeth just when you thought you'd hit rock fucking bottom. Sometimes ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:58:00 GMT

Dancing with myself and a kamikaze lightbulb

I don't have anything of any real consequence to say... I'm just bored at work...like mind numbingly bored. I can feel brain cells popping, even as I sit here typing. I'm listening to Depeche Mode ( y...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 14:21:00 GMT

salmonella is a dinosaur

Yes, salmonella is a dinosaur. Just like Adema is a band... is it a lie...a myth...or just what kids think cause they don't know any better? Well, I personally hope that salmonella isn't a handfull of...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 01:33:00 GMT

Pirate shanties and beer swilling monkeys

The monkey part got yer attention, huh? &nbs...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jun 2005 17:10:00 GMT

Yer dumb...look at Gia de los muertos

Not that I'm in the mood to do anything but hang out w/ my miss Gia of the Dead, but we now have a conjoined blog, yeah, like a circus freak. Mad amounts of booze and none of yer business have led me ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 May 2005 08:01:00 GMT

and what????

www.kwiz.biz/simplesurveys/do-survey.php' method='post' target='_new'> TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: cristabell Birthday: 04/12/80 Birthplace: Atlanta, GA. Current Location: O- town...
Posted by on Sat, 21 May 2005 02:27:00 GMT

xanax and cigarettes

So i'm in absolute self pity mode... do you have to have a reason for that sort of thing? I fuckin' hope not, cause I would most certainly be screwed if that were the case. Maybe it's terminal boredom...
Posted by on Fri, 20 May 2005 19:19:00 GMT

BEST THING EVER!!!

Alright, maybe there's somethin' innately wrong with me, but I went to a StarWars party last night, mostly for the easy targets, and I ended up havin' a ball! Who knew storm troopers could be so much ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 May 2005 13:41:00 GMT