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Brainsturbator Dot Com

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About Me

IT'S A WEBSITE, YO. This page is not actually the goods, this is just promo for the goods. The goods is Brainsturbator Dot Com , if you're a curious, life-positive human, please check it out.

Our goal is to provide the data you need before you know you need it, and to become the trusted news source for the mutants who are dreaming the future.

We are affiliated with World-Around Records, and we are sponsored by the Backwoods Institute of Psychological Technology.

We post a lot! Check out the archive for the story so far . We are very grateful for the assistance and expertise of Back Brain Media.
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If you have questions you would like addressed, puzzles worthy of investigation, gifts of good pornograpy, or suggestions for future directions, let us know at
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My Interests

Neurolinguistic Programming, Meditation, Ritual Mind Control, Nanotechnology, Guerilla Intelligence Networks, Overthrow of All World Governments, Making Money, Energy Independence, Good Food, Hallucenagenic/Psychedelic Drugs, Wireless Internet, VRML and Virtual Reality, Cymatics, Acoustic Healing and Weaponry, Basement Genetics Labs, Human Cloning, Time Travel, Mapping the Earth's Energy Grid, Ritual Magick, Live Performance, Decentralizing Power, Armed Anarchism, LSD Distribution, Hugs, Good Music, Hijacking Corporations, Culture Jamming, Copyright Infringement, Software Piracy, Encryption and Privacy Technology.

I'd like to meet:

Nikola Tesla, Timothy Leary, Hakim Bey, William Irwin Thompson, Patty Hearst, Norbert Weiner, Marshall McLuhan, Rev. Ivan Stang, Paul Laffoley, Hakim Bey, Dr. Mae-Wan Ho, Mark Pesce, Grant Morrison, Charleton Heston, Christian Bale, Jimmy Page, Howard Bloom, Tristan Egolf, Terry Gilliam, Tom Robbins, Brian Eno, Robert Anton Wilson, Trent Renzor, Chris King, Erik Davis, Tony Smith, Aaron Donahue, Lynn Margulis, Terrence McKenna, , Bill Hicks, Joeseph Campbell, Orton Nenslo, G. Gordon Liddy, Emperor Joshua Norton, Josiah Warren, Danny Casolaro, Jack Parsons, Oscar Wilde, Maya Angelou, John Lennon, Hunter S. Thompson, Will Self, Daniel Pinchbeck, Gabrielle D'Annunzio, Charles Fort, Louis Mackey, Scarlett Johanson, Karl Rove, Carol Quigley, H.R. Geiger, Alex Grey, Richard Bandler, Christopher Hyatt, Chris Cunningham, Allehandro Jadoworsky, Bill Laswell, Rick Rubin, Bob Ludwig, Ingo Swann, Jiddhu Krishnamurti, Lyndon LaRouche, Gary Busey, George W. Bush, Lenny Bruce, Insight, Kool Kieth, Killah Priest.

IF YOU FIND THE BRAINSTURBATOR USEFUL, WE'D LIKE TO MEET YOU. Not only to conduct experiments and collect sample tissue, but to hear what you think about our service and how we could improve it.

Music:

Is sacred.

Movies:

Baraka, 12 Monkeys, Imprint, Primer, Marbebito, Severance, Kairo, The Devi's Backone, A Very Long Engagement, America: From Freedom to Fascism, The Professional, Ghost Dog, Feed, Dead Alive, Killer Condom, A Fish Called Wanda, Altered States, The Corporation, City of Lost Children, Salo: The Last 120 Days of Sodom, Weekend, El Topo, Holy Mountain, Fantastic Planet, 1984.
ANY VERMONT READERS?
Brainsturbator Dot Com is proudly allied with Vermont Commons and the Second People's Republic of Vermont. We believe the best thing for Vermonters to do is secede from the United States of America and let it be known we do not support US foriegn imperialism or domestic oppression. Vermont is free.
VERMONT COMMONS Articles, Essays and Investigations --- top notch writing about the secession movement.
2nd VERMONT REPUBLIC The central web presence of the secession movement. We might think Naylor is too tweedy and out of touch with the youth to be effective, but if he wants to fashion himself as the de facto leader of the movement, at least he runs a good website.

Television:

Is Target Practice.

Books:

Check out the Brainsturbator POWER WEIRDO READING LIST .

My Blog

The Power Weirdo Reading List

This is probably long overdue.  Although Brainsturbator has attracted a lot of flattering attention from the publishing industry (as well as Scientologists) for flagrant violation of copyright la...
Posted by Brainsturbator Dot Com on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:27:00 PST

Brainsturbator Top 12 Best Articles

1. Levels of Scale.You know, I honestly have no clue where this one came from.  Sometimes you smoke marijuana, eat a bunch of shitty food, and watch several seasons of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on D...
Posted by Brainsturbator Dot Com on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:24:00 PST

There's a Party in Your Brain.....

The great thing about being alive these days is the raw speed at which the paradigms shift.  If you're not too keen on current theory -- in any discipline anywhere -- don't worry, because a decad...
Posted by Brainsturbator Dot Com on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:00:00 PST

MySpace boredom - the Final Solution

NUWABU #5 and #6  -  280 minutes of music!NUWABU 5 Track 1: Re-Tune Your Ears!Exotic & Rare Music with Unfamiliar Tones, Pitches, Rhythms and HarmonicsTrack 2: John Coltrane 1 - Creation...
Posted by Brainsturbator Dot Com on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST

So, what DO you believe?

The internet is a great tool --- already, we've been posed this question twice via email and we might as well try to sit down, work with crayons and legos, and really commit to a few beliefs.  A ...
Posted by Brainsturbator Dot Com on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST

Levels of Scale MySpacified

Got an email question about "every level of scale", a phrase we used in the last post on Chris King. This is an explanation, but we don't claim it to be definitive....or even authoritative.  This...
Posted by Brainsturbator Dot Com on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:37:00 PST

Cures for MySpace Boredom, Round 2

CTP Energy - hours worth of resourcesInternational Space SystemsTHINK ORGANIC -- great videos, great designAntiwikipedia. We love wiki, but they do have a point.Hunab Ku - We have no idea what this i...
Posted by Brainsturbator Dot Com on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:02:00 PST

Random Journal Scans

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Posted by Brainsturbator Dot Com on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 11:26:00 PST

Cures for MySpace Boredom

Think you live in a Democracy? Read this. Paul Laffoley MySpace GalleryNikola Tesla MySpace -- whoever is running this is doing it up rightThe Law of One --- worth readingPlanet Earth MySpace -- super...
Posted by Brainsturbator Dot Com on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:47:00 PST

Grow Your Own Marijuana

All of the following links are to .pdf downloads that we host.  Information is free and Brainsturbator loves you.The Cannabis Grow Bible, 4th Edition Close to everything you'd need.The Closet Cul...
Posted by Brainsturbator Dot Com on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:44:00 PST