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About Me

I Luv silliness, equality, rockstars, boys with tatoos, piercings (getting em pulling em ...whatever), loud techno music, shakin it like a polaroid picture, pimp rides, my girley girl friends, conversations that make my mind flip inside out, sleeping in on the weekends, the beach, being a bitch because i can be, new socks, the color pink, velour, big poofy jackets with fur, paul oakenfold, flavored lipgloss, movies that scare me, road trips. I Dislike pessimists, whiners, country music, sob movies, getting up to go to work, tweekin on too much coffee, doing laundry, assholes that are mean to my chickey babys

My Interests

People, everyone is so dif't and unique and they all have a story to tell. Anything outside is always fun, paintball, swimming, hiking, laying by the pool and vedgin, going to the beach. Parties that dont begin til 3am. I love to read non fiction, why waste precious brain space on some corny romance novel, learn how to build your own yacht instead :O)

I'd like to meet:

Interesting folks that have something to say.

Music:

JONAS, OAKENFOLD, Paul Van Dyk, Massive Attack, Rabbit in the Moon, Diesel Boy, AK1200, Depeche Mode, Sarah Mclachlan, DJ Rap, Kimball Collins, Carl Cox, Squarepusher, Orbital, Chemical Brothers, Bjork, Keoki, Aphex Twin, Roni Size, Mu-Ziq, Trip-Hop -Trance- Techno -DNB-and Melodic Siren Girley voices mixed to whatevers clever.

Movies:

Dawn of the Dead new and old, Pi, Vanilla Sky, Blade Runner, AI, Minority Report, Run Lola Run, Go, Spun, Fast and the Furious, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Goonies, etc etc too many to list...

Television:

No cable...but I love my DVD player...southpark and the simpsons were the only things i watched when i did have cable.

Books:

Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy, Kama Sutra, Encyclopedias on how to build shit, Isaac Asimov books, 1984

Heroes:

Mom and Dad

My Blog

Let your Inner Artiste Out

http://www.jacksonpollock.org/ I found this very refreshing after a long days worth of work. Reminds me of the naked art shows I used to go to in Orlando. People just need a reason to cover themselves...
Posted by jade on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:14:00 PST

Phone Sex Operator

No this is not my job title, make a note, a big one.Because apparently 5% of the calls I take a day feel as though they have dialed a 1 900 number instead of my extension. A brief synopsis of the pas...
Posted by jade on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 11:40:00 PST

I am such an asshole: Fucking with people at work

There is a very dumb lady at my office. Incredibly dumb. Like, I don't know how she doesn't forget to breathe sometimes. She's borderline retarded, I must say. She might just be the most gullible pers...
Posted by jade on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:01:00 PST

premarital sex is double plus bad and dirty

I was reading msn.com this morning and a headline caught my eye "Activists take sides over cervical cancer vaccine". I wondered what the issue was so I read the article. I figured that the headline wa...
Posted by jade on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 01:40:00 PST

So now I have 1 channel

For those of you that know me, you understand my aversion to the television. Growing up being a tv kid really had its effects on me. I have trouble being entertained for more than a few minutes at a ...
Posted by jade on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 07:02:00 PST

Why chicks love assholes... and rules to bag yourself an asshole lover

ok ok okit's no big fucking mystery, it's been talked about on various oprahs, jerry springer's, girls night out's and guys who whine about losing their hot ass girlfriend to a delinquent. Chicks Dig ...
Posted by jade on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 12:45:00 PST

Let's play a game!!!

When I was a wee little girl, ok i was never wee always 'the tall one' , anyways when I was younger me and my friends would play this game called 'pass the shoe'. Basically it boiled down to this.......
Posted by jade on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 08:39:00 PST

I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen -- and replaced by exact duplicates.

The Humor Of Steven Wright If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous scientist (?) who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen -- and ...
Posted by jade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Do I need to bring a shovel?

Instead of a mushy poem a realistic friendship poem 1. When you are sad, I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blu...
Posted by jade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Totally Useless Facts

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television was Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Tr...
Posted by jade on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST