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Austin

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About Me

Man these lil' things are weird to do, trying to sum yourself up for random internet peeps. Well here goes nothing...I'm very eccentric, cynical at times, very easy going, random, and you'll usually find me smiling if not laughing. I'm a comedian, a fighter, a lover, a writer. I love singing terribly along to the radio and during dull moments. I get bored easily, and am on a constant hunt to realize my boredom. I love to read. I party/drink often, mostly for the fact that it relieves my boredom. I'm not really all that religeous and prefer to believe in the inherit divinty and potential in every individual. I rely a lot on logic and whatever my heart or gut is telling me. I try to hold strong to my beliefs and convictions. I'm very honest and will basically answer any question; just about nothing is too personal to ask me. I try to treat others with respect. And while I never claim to be nice or sweet deep down I'm a total puppy(shh don't tell anyone). I have no game when it comes to the ladies. I refuse to be anyone else but myself, so if you meet me or talk to me thats the way I am usually.Well I guess that'll have to do. I can't think of much more to write though I know there's much more to be said. As corny and overused as it is anything else you'd like to know or are curious about just ask me. I'll answer honestly.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet just about anyone with a good sense of humour and that can hold a decent conversation. If you have a nice rack or ass all the better *wink.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Austin Carter
Birthday: Jan 29th 1987
Birthplace: Little Rock,AR
Current Location: Jasper, AB, Canada
Eye Color: grey
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, I'm no trickster southpaw
Your Heritage: I'm a 4th Italian and then the rest is British
The Shoes You Wore Today: my Vans those babies are like wearing a pillow
Your Weakness: death, booze, and sexy ladies
Your Fears: large cats, I'd rather not get my face bitten off
Your Perfect Pizza: ham, pineapple, 3 cheese(including feta) and some ranch
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: do well in college and keep on keepin on
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wink or hehehe
Thoughts First Waking Up: yargh...damn the world
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: my wha? I don't sleep wuss
Your Most Missed Memory: chillaxing in Jtown
Pepsi or Coke: coke is the bomb dickity
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mac attack all the way
Single or Group Dates: hell I'd take either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ugh either, not a big fan though
Chocolate or Vanilla: chokomut is the bestest
Cappuccino or Coffee: ewww no
Do you Smoke: nah
Do you Swear: all the mutha fuckin time mutha fucka
Do you Sing: terrible but damnit I try
Do you Shower Daily: if not more
Have you Been in Love: hell no I'm only 20
Do you want to go to College: want to? I'm already there suckaduck
Do you want to get Married: if I meet the "one" or if I ever get past Natalie Portman's security guards
Do you belive in yourself: I guess, man this is the lames question ever
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really no
Do you think you are Attractive: hells yeah, I'm one sexy beast
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah I suppose
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE storms and the rain
Do you play an Instrument: nah, I wanna learn one though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hahahahahaha ....um yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no luck in that field lately
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah, but I didn't wanna
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, oh man I so want some oreos now
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but I want some
In the past month have you been on Stage: don't think so
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope, need a girlfriend first I think
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, it's winter and I don't need to wave myself around in the cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only the hearts of every woman who laid eyes on me
Ever been Drunk: hahaha hells yeah, it's a hobby
Ever been called a Tease: I have no idea, I think so
Ever been Beaten up: hells no, you can't bring that type of weaksauce in this humpity bumpity son
Ever Shoplifted: I think when I was younger
How do you want to Die: either fighting for a just cause or when I get old but before I become all decrepid
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: either a soldier or a lawyer, but I might do both
What country would you most like to Visit: I'd like to go back to Canada, but to really visit I'd say Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: very dark or red
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: +5'5"
Weight: dunno average I guess, healthy
Best Clothing Style: none *wink
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none...yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: countless and anyone who says they live life without regret isn't living it right

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My Blog

God damn the world and those who prop open doors

So apparently I propped open a side door to my dorm(Holcombe) and got busted on camera(you're not supposed to do that). Oh and this was at 5am mind you. Whatever I don't care, I just said "Yeah, sure ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 14:24:00 GMT

how 'bout them hogs?

Well I'm no longer angry at Arkansas so the state can breathe easy now knowing it won't face my wrath. But it should thank the UofA, this being it's saving grace and my new home. Thats right folks I'm...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 23:13:00 GMT

Fuck that noise

The titles says it all. I just got home from an awesome vacation and instead of being able to enjoy fond memories I'm thinking of all the reasons why I had to come back and why I don't live where I wa...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 23:03:00 GMT

The mundane triumphs

Christ on a fucking stick. Well I'm back at City Year working at my school. It's day one back and it's already horrible. I'm physically exhausted(I really need to work on that sleep thing). Not to men...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 13:37:00 GMT