Dr. Wiggles - ProfilesArchive

About Me

well right off the bat ima tell you a story, god damn right, i once pissed inside of a jelly donut and gave it to a blind kid i call mr no eyes but you see he has eyes but they dont work for shit, next time on the doc wiggles show ill piss in your mouth and tell you its raining lemonade

take the docs test you fuck im watching you

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check it, this bitch loves the docs handle so much she went and got the doc tatted on her back

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My Interests

flipping strangers the F-U bird and laughing when they act confused, i also enjoy throwing corn at the passers by, god damn it gets me all jacked

I'd like to meet:

a beaver or maybe a pussy, you know i wouldnt mind a nice warm apple pie, the doc gets off on that shit

you wanna see some shit thats crazy fresh well fuck that just check out this question my grandson came up with

Music:

tunes of the 50s and 60s mostly, i also like to make my own music it gets me dancing like a god damn queer, doo da doo da doooo

Movies:

i own every one of the naughty nurses and hospital beaver series, my good sweet jesus it gets me off like a 13 year old boy at a beauty pagent

Television:

tv, i make my own tv, i once sat in a box and told the news to strangers on the subway and god damn it got me all jacked up and i thrashed in the box until it gave way and i released my bowels then and there my god what a rush
Boobies i like the kind that are attached to ladies and no not those banana shaped ones

Books:

i read the bible once, what a rush, that jesus was a hardcore motherfucker

Heroes:

woah i get off like a off ramp on a freeway but what was i talking about, yeah right my hero is richie cunningham what a nice young man, he goes the straight and narrow not unlike the doc even though i took out the little syringe and shook it at strangers at the deli last year, dont judge me

My Blog

blogs are like boobies, you can never have enough

unless these boobies happen to be banana shaped or somehow resemble a squash thats been left out too long you know the kind of tits you can blow at and they start swaying back and forth im telling you...
Posted by Dr. Wiggles on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:27:00 PST

penis gravy

tell you what nancy if the kitchen is that warm step out you whore and bring me some whisky before the doc goes bananas out here and if you bring the sauce make sure its A1 the doc only uses the besto...
Posted by Dr. Wiggles on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

paper mache this motherfucker

ding dong come in who the fuck are you oh youre the cable guy well fuck me silly if you dont look a thing like jim carreywell come in dont just stand there like a lost retard in the candy aisle at th...
Posted by Dr. Wiggles on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:55:00 PST

ouch dont poke me there

if she did see me it was after i poked her in the eye and believe me when youre lookin for a fix you go to the docs like the time i visited the dentist and i asked him straight out to watch as i danc...
Posted by Dr. Wiggles on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 09:24:00 PST

dont you frown, come on down, show me your brown, the doc will go to town

you know wilma sure did sour on me when i showed her the brown, but she warmed up to the doc when i pulled out my "glock" hahahaha bam bam bam into the chest on the ceiling in her hair on a bear on a ...
Posted by Dr. Wiggles on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:24:00 PST

grab your ankles cause the doc is going to town

i went and spread cheese on it you bet my ass or wait your ass is it soft i asked the whore with the new tits, let the doc examine you, no really im a doc, squeeze squeeze my god like squeezing a voll...
Posted by Dr. Wiggles on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 12:45:00 PST

slapping a face and spraying some mace

i once went up it and fell down twice and licked the salt off of it before i went and sprayed her in the eye and waved goodbye, thats no way to start a conversation barbera said after i told her the w...
Posted by Dr. Wiggles on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST

kickin it with bob dole is like sinking it in the hole

the doc is rolling and molling around like an irish whore, the doc says beg for mercy as the doc shoots you in the dome with some chrome from the docs "hound" get it chromehounds the doc says with a t...
Posted by Dr. Wiggles on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:11:00 PST

if she was here the doc would be in like flynn

the doc went and picked it up then flipped it over, then believe the doc when he says he turned it on and turned the keys, drove down to brown town and stuck a finger in, oh yeah the doc was bobbin hi...
Posted by Dr. Wiggles on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:24:00 PST

3, 4, the doc ordered a whore

bam bam bam on the ham i said to the hooker, flap your arms like an eagle i said, thats it show the doc some elbow, go up then get right back down again and give the docs handle a turn, open the littl...
Posted by Dr. Wiggles on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST