About Me

I ask ya, can anyone love Tom more than his very own, dear Mother?

I'm wracking my brains trying to find ways to make everyone love my little Tom as much as I do. Little help, here?!

So I dedicate my blog to making you happy and if you're happy then Tom's happy and if Tom's happy then his Mom is happy and as everyone knows, "if Mom isn't happy--ain't nobody happy."

Let's all make 2005 the happiest year EVAH!

My Interests

Needlepoint but my eyes aren't what they used to be. I like taking tour buses to Raleigh and Charlotte.

I'd like to meet:

Pope Benedict XVI! What a hero. Mmmm, hero? Now I'm hungry again.

Add MySpace Records as your friend!

Music:

William "Bill" Shatner, Mel Torme and Frank Sinatra.

Movies:

I usually let Tom's Father pick that kind of thing out and I haven't seen a TV remote in 10 years, but I think that "Moonstruck" with Cher is the most romantic movie I've ever seen. Wasn't she perfect? I can see why the boys go for her.

Television:

Matlock, EWTN, Ironsides, and Home Shopping Network but I hate having to pay that shipping and handling.

Books:

Readers Digest Condensed Books but I have to order them in Large Print Editions now.

Heroes:

Anyone who finished Junior High School. When I met Tom's Father I had to drop out. I'm not sure High School is all it's cut out to be but I'd like to take some Community College courses.

My Blog

William Shatner changed my life!

Bill Shatner's new album Has Been tells it like it is! "You're gonna die" are the words I need to hear right now."Student drivers? I can't get behind that!" Isn't that the truth? You wanna hone your b...
Posted by Tom's Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How to have the BEST YEAR EVER!!

Some of you seem so downy-dumpsy, what can I do to turn your frown upsidedown? I know, I'll give you my secret list of super happy things to do ALL YEAR LONG!!!Wear silly slippers!!!Make a new silly f...
Posted by Tom's Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am not Tom's Mom: a disclaimer.

Hello Dear Friend, I am not Tom's Mom. My name is Coffeebot and I'm a copywriter and an aspiring book designer with a wicked sense of humor. You can view my real MySpace member page at coffeebot's my...
Posted by Tom's Mom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST