Hi this is Napoleon Dynamite I live in Idaho with my grandma who rides ATVs and had a boyfriend, and my brother who is married to a 7 foot tall black girl named LaFawnduh. I go to Preston High which is pretty sweet because my best friend Pedro is president, who is making all of our wildest dreams come true. Deb is one of my best friends too, she a href="htmakes me keychains even though I already made like infinity of them at scout camp. I hate llamas and chickens with large talons. I am a really good fighter. There are a buttload of gangs at my school who all want me to join them because of my bowstaff skills.
Your Inner Gangsta by crash_and_burn
What is yo name?
Yo gangsta name be V-Shizzle
You ride around in a 1964 Chevy Impala
Yo gang Tha Vanilla Icers
Yo shoes be Bathroom slippers
Yo dubs be dis big, fool 4,716
How much money you got? $31,591,958,488,523,985,961,428,561
How gangsta are you, bitch? 29%
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: I don't know its kind of hard to tell with my glasses on I think they are blue though
Hair Color:: this tawny lion color
Height:: 6'2"
Favorite Color:: I like a lot of colors
Screen Name:: I don't have a screenname
Favorite Band:: I really like Jamiroquai LaFawnDuh loaned me their casseste tape its pretty sweet
Favorite Movie:: Dance ones
Favorite Show:: The Price is Right
Your Car:: I use my uncles van
Your Hometown:: Prestion
Your Present Town:: Preston
Your Crushes First Name:: I don't have one
Your Grade:: junior
Your Style:: gang member
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: heck yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: no Kip has though dang
Danced in a public place?: heck yes I helped Pedro win the election
Smiled for no reason?: no thats retarded
Laughed so hard you cried?: thats retarded
Peed your pants after age 8?: maybe i have GOSH
Written a song?: yes I wrote it for Trisha
Sang to someone for no reason?: thats RETARDED
Performed on a stage?: heck yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: yes when Deb came to my door to sell keychains that I had already made infinity of them at scout camp
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: no
Made out in a theatre?: ewww
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: duhh
Been in love?: no
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Pedro
Tell you, I love you?: Grandma
Kiss you?: Tina
Hug you?: Deb
Tell you BYE?: Kip
Write you a note?: Pedro
Take your photo?: Deb she took a pretty sweet glamour shot of me
Call your cell phone?: I don't have a cell phone
Buy you something?: Grandma bought me a cool shirt that says "endurance" with a wild stallion on it riding at midnight
Go with you to the movies?: me and pedro saw nacho libre
Sing to you?: Kip wrote me a retarded song
Write a poem about you?: Kip wrote me a retarded poem
Text message you?: whats text messaging
Touch you?: Tina
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: when Uncle Rico broke his arm
Time you cried?: when I was 3
Movie you watched?: idk
Joke you told?: jokes are RETARDED
Song you've sang?: canned heat its pretty sweet
Time you've looked at the clock?: now
Drink you've had?: egg yolk from the chicken farm
Number you've dialed?: pedros's
Book you've read?: I read a magazing about bowstaffs
Food you've eaten?: nachos
Flavor of gum chewed?: this really sweet peppermint stuff
Shoes you've worn?: my black snowboots that are really good for dancing
Store you've been in?: the thrift store. i bought a really cool sword there
Thing you've said?: Gosh
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: heck no
Whistle?: yes
Blow a bubble?: yes
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yes
Cross your eyes?: i can't i have bad eyes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: no
Dance?: HECK YES
Gleek?: whats that
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: yes
Speak a different language?: no
Impersonate someone?: uncle rico being RETARDED
Prank call people?: yes
Make a card pyramid?: dang i was so close one time
Cook anything?: steak
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: ninja I would fight people
I wish ...: I was agang leader
So many people don't know that ...: I have dance skills
I am ...: really cool
My heart is ...: I dont konw
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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? red gatorade it really cools me down after dancing
Color ? idk
Food ? not steak
Item of clothing ? my shirt with the stallion on it
Meal of the day ? lunch and tatertots
Feature on yourself ? my hair
Quality in a guy/girl ? how good their skills are
Phrase ? GOSH this question is RETARDED
Song ? Canned Heat
Musical Artist/Band ? Jamiroquai
Sport ? Tetherball
Movie ? idk
TV Show ? THe PRice is right
Radio Station ? dance
Type of Chocolate ? milk
Eye Color ? blue
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? a fricken llama
Have any piercings ? no
Have any tatoos ? i was going to get one of a liger on my back but I couldn't
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend no
Gone skinny dipping ? heck no
Been to Europe ? no
Been to an island ? no
Had stitches ? yeah when kip slapped me
Broken any bones ? yes
Been stabbed/shot ? no but I almost did in Alaska with my uncle when we were hunting wolverines
Slept until after 12:00 ? yes
Stayed up all night ? yes
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? heck no
Turned down a dare ? heck no
Which friend....
Is the funniest ?
Is the prettiest ? Deb
Is the most handsom ? Pedro
Is the loudest ? Grandma
Is the craziest ? Grandma
Is the most shy ? Deb
Is the most loving ? Deb
Is the most understanding ? Pedro
Is the most boring ? Kip
Is the richest ? Summer but she isn't really my friend
Is the most athletic ? Uncle Rico
Is the most cocky ? Uncle RIco
&..39;Is the most wordly/cultured ?' Summer but she's a fricken IDIOT
Do you look up to the most ?
Do you tell everything to ? Pedro
Has the best clothes ? Pedro
Has the best house ? Kip and LaFawnDuh
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? GROSS
Kiss someone of the same sex ? GROSS
Cheat on someone you love ? NO
Run away from home ? heck yes
Lie to your parents ? yeah so
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? heck no
Lie to your best friend ? heck no i listen to my heart
Give a homeless person money ? no what If he was lying
Run from the police ? idk
Bungee jump ? HECK YES
Sky dive ? HECK YES
Cross dress ? HECK NO thats RETARDED
Be an exotic dancer ? not an exotic one
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? if the food sucked
Scuba dive ? yes
Go rock climbing ? HECK yes
Go spulunking (caving) ? yes
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? who is that
Bologna ? 3 meals a day
Hott ? my girlfriend who does modeling
Orange ? my room
Real world ? full of RETARDS
Jack ? cheese
Cucumber ? food
Hip-Hop ? dancing
Uniform ? prep school
UniCORN ! ? they're real
Rainbow ? RETARDED
Clown ? fricken IDIOTS
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