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Jonathan Bower

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I am just your average boy...I like making fun of Tony's hot daughter Samantha...who I am not attracted to at all for some strange reason...I like peeking in on Mona whoring it around with lots of men and I love my mother who is such a bitch she can't settle down with any man...even though her 80's hair is about to take off for flight!
♥ Jonathan and ♥ Tony
    Might adopt all malevolent children.Pretend to watch television together sweetly.Have already picked out trendy names for servants.


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My Interests

I like playing with Samantha's make-up, watching Tony shower and I like getting facials and playing dress up with mona's whore clothes and also to play with my mom's dildos

I'd like to meet:

Any of the Golden girls would be fine. I could hang out with those saggy ass bitches anytime. I heart Beatrice Arthur though.

Music:

I love to listen to Tony singing in the shower...i could watch him, I mean listen to him all day

Television:

That's a no brainer...

Heroes:

Tony is my Hero...how he cleans up the house and still manages to keep his hair so nice at the same time is just unreal!

My Blog

Ode to Mrs. Butterworths!!!

She is one hot bi-atch and her page rocks my socks off...here is her poem I found for her... We lick we lap, Your sticky treats, You fill us with your love. We pour your tasty nectar, fr...
Posted by Jonathan Bower on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DAWN

I hate people named "Don" that really should be called DAWN!!! Show them all your penis Dawn....just show them...don't you hate living in denial?? damn it dawn when will you learn??
Posted by Jonathan Bower on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what is this????

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/doodoocaca.php
Posted by Jonathan Bower on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

F-R-E-A-K

I heard that girl Nikki is a freak in bed...i wouldn't know personally because i am gay but she wants me so bad she is drooling....can someone give it to her???? Lou can you help a brotha out???
Posted by Jonathan Bower on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am the boss

I am the real boss...but Tony can be my boss any day!!
Posted by Jonathan Bower on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST