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fetish chicken (is winger in disguise)!

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About Me

I Love you.
Two left feet are better than no feet?

Our site is now the holiday of Easter, bereft of religious connotations.
News is the word.
Beans beans, the musical fruit. The more you have the closer you are to a record contract!
OK, ok, grossly under-updated as this space is bound to become, it will revel for one last time in present glory!
We, Fetish Chicken, have almost been released from our hated slave bonds to resume a normal, peaceful life at the song farm.
Back in the spring, we recorded some songs for our friend's television production. There's supposed to be a corresponding interview, but word is we died shortly after the first session, and were unable to work an interview into our all-consuming schedule of death. Anyways, hopefully someday it will be accessible to the living.
Our friend/producer/pediatrician Chris is working to orchestrate a split 7" record with ourselves and the Slurred Murrays. That, too, may someday be in existence.
We'd like to thank the political elite everywhere for providing our sordid collective imagination with such hilarity!
If you'd like to purchase our latest record, Volume = Talent, you may visit Indie Music, at 307 Elm St, Milford NH. Tis a place of magic!
Somebody, who may or may not be coveting children, has forged a fan club. The online presence is hither . We do not stand behind their, or any, claim to the throne. Scotland!
Finally, please, please don't comment the Fetish of Chicken to say "Gee, guys, thanks for adding us." What? What does this bizarre convention mean? Save your thanks for when you get doored while you're riding your bike, and we see you hit the concrete, so we throw you in the back of the van, and after a few quick alterations, replace your ravaged limbs with whatever spare guitars we have. That would be truly praiseworthy. Don't let "thankyou" lose all meaning.
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Member Since: 5/11/2005
Band Website: if you can find it, let us know
Band Members: the Hick, Degan, the Mole, Rev. Sting, Mr. S, Coney., a bowl of sugar, a few other Epsilons
Influences: are for the weak. Our music is forged from morning dew; we boil it in a furnace crafted from the whiskers of the elderly, and purify 'til only the morning iron and manganese granules remain. Then we dance on the altar of the disappearing "F." When said dance is done, let the iron be cast into the bastard sword of BASTARD, and then be wielded against people who don't like Ella Fitzgerald. Oh, and Hedwig and the Angry Inch!
Sounds Like: they need to practice a lot more (and they do)
Record Label: Outer Sewage Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Volume = Talent Reviews

..> Yep, you know the deal............................   Experimental rock that is chock full of antics, hilarity, and schizophrenic guitar wailings. Stirring bass grooves is such that it c...
Posted by fetish chicken (is winger in disguise)! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:40:00 PST

American Chop Suicide Reviews

Here they go..........................   Let the press kit speak: "Punks who wanted to be prog but grew up listening to Iron Maiden and Sonic Youth." What the hell can I possibly add to that?! If...
Posted by fetish chicken (is winger in disguise)! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:14:00 PST

Dinosaur Pilgrimage Reviews

Now for the reviews of Dinosaur Pilgrimage..........   Having myself a fetish for naked women with chicken fat dripping off the skin of their arms and legs and me dressed as a rooster with my coc...
Posted by fetish chicken (is winger in disguise)! on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:27:00 PST