Message moi.
Tacky clip art hurts my eyes. Please don't paste any on me page. It messes me nest up.
Dashing dandyboys, strutting roosters, hunter gatherers, manful, sartorial, independent, caring and adventurous.
Mannish lesbians, women who "look like men", Inverts, Bulldaggers, cross dressers, passers, butches, diesel dykes, trans guys, bionic men - yum!
Understand, the kinda lezzer I am is one with a twist. See, I like boys who used to be goats or girls if you fancy. There isn't really a word for me cos if said boy hasn't gone through the goat phase, I'm not interested. Oh and boy doesn't really work either cos I like silverbacks. Men who used to be goats! That's the one!
Once upon a time I was photographing me handsome neighbour Aston Martin when we across this fine beastie. Nice horns, lovely beard.
Lucky for the goat s/he was behind a fence or I'd have been whispering sweet nothings in his fluffy goatie ears.
Politically aware with a strong sense of justice and a nasty streak. It's the glint in the eye, the swagger, the attitude and the cufflinks that count.
"This is the last night of the fair,
And the grease in the hair,
Of a speedway operator,
Is all a tremulous heart requires"
The "all about me" features me arty farty as well as my sleazy side cos ultimately I'm seeking a creative, thinking geezer who would appreciate both. I'm looking for someone who inspires and challenges me. I'm a curious pussycat and I love questioning.
Well, there are a few other things in life apart from geezers so am also up for networking with other creative spirits.
Siouxsie, Vitalic, PIL, The Hacker, Fad Gadget, Marc Almond, The Smiths, Nancy and Lee, Grace Jones, Dolly, PJ Harvey, Kate Bush, Hard, dark, driving, phat, pulsating electro
Morvern Caller, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Whatever happened to Baby Jane?, City of God, 8 Women, Nightporter, Liquid Sky, Jubilee, Sunset Boulevard, Hustler White, Rasberry Reich, Breakfast on Pluto, Paris is Burning, Enough Man, Letter to Brezhnev, 24hr prty ppl, Old Hammer horrors, Nosferatu, anything with Bela Lugosi, any Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes, anything with a "red triangle", anything with Divine...
Dog Borstal (bad doggy!)
Nights at the Circus, Wise Children, All Angela Carter, Hotel World, Geek Love, SCUM, Picture of Dorian Gray, Cyborg Manifesto, Lesbians are so chic, The Trumpet, The Adoption Papers, Oranges are not the Only Fruit, Acker, Sacred Country, Brick Lane, Jane Eyre, Wuthering Heights, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Strange Case of Dr Jeckyll and Mr Hyde, Total Immersion: The Art of Fishlike Swimming, The Springboard in the Pond, Formations of Class and Gender: Becoming Respectable, Mapping Desire, The Likes of us, The Burden of Representation, Ways of Seeing, and feminist art criticism / history, critical weary.
Desert Island essays include:
Will the Body Please Stand Up? By Digital Diva Sandy Stone. Software developers leave traces of their bodies in the software they create...
Ditto - Beth Ditto, Kate Bornstein, Tracy Emin, John Lydon, Frida Kahlo, Valerie Solanos, Guerilla Girls, Angela Davis, Angela Carter, Oscar Wilde, Andy Warhol, Rosa Luxemburg, Leonora Carrington, Claude Cahun. (Whatever happened to the) Lesbian Avengers?, Julie Burchill, Sinead O'Connor, Jackie Kay, St Jude, David Campbell of Common Culture - for rescuing me and setting my brain afire, "Divine" David Hoyle - for "Being Gay is a waste of time" you made me laugh and cry thankyou forever...