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About Me

Investigating Ghosts, Monsters, legends and folkore, occult activities and various stuff( You needn't worry your little guttless head over it) then TRACKING them all, Capturing, and then torturing and/or systematically killing each and everyone of those Ghosts, Monsters, legends and myths is something the B.P.R.D. has been doing before you were born, so don't talk to me about HARD WORK. It ain't easy work, let me tell ya that much! But the blood, sweat and MANLY tears are worth it. Believe me.**********Our Motto is...A good Ghost is a Dead Ghost. Unless they work for US.**********ALSO...IMPORTANT NOTE...!!Read the BLOGS, please. Check the RULES!! And along with that, the B.P.R.D. does not like to harrass the FEMALE AGENTS nearly as much as all you MANLY MEN AGENTS!! It's just WRONG!!!*****AGENT SENSITIVE...THIS MEANS YOU!!!**********Also, in case anyone is wondering...we are completely unofficially official, if ya know what we mean...But we ARE friends with Dark Horse, so that's "like" a seal of approval...kinda, right?

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My Interests

Tracking and killing the likes of Cthulu, the Wendigo, Headless Horseman, Loch Ness Monster and various other ancient creatures that roam the Earth. Oh! And needlepoint, decapitation of Satan Worshipping putzes, exorcisms, reading Harlequin Romance novels and Mac, the Dog. I also like cigars very much so.

I'd like to meet:

Hitler,Von Krumpt, the Gatekeeper, Balzaac, various movers and shakers in the Underworld, Dracula and that big tentacle-faced guy who CLAIMS to be an Earth God. Pansies, all of them if you ask me! And this TOM guy. I'd like to tell him a few things about a few things.

Music:

The sounds of Hell, screams from Purgatory, and Barry. Manilow, that is. Tom Waits ain't bad, either, but I hear he's a snail smoker...whatever that is.

Movies:

Who's got time for movies when you're out trying to save the World day in and day out?! Go stuff your head back into that thing you call an ass, Dweeb! Call me when you get a clue. Better yet, don't call me! I'll just come to your door and squeeze your pea-sized brain with my STONE thumb and forefinger! That'll teach ya!

Television:

CSI: Transylvania , Operation MakeOver:Hell, and cooking shows like How To Gut a Zombie and Cook Your Own Flesh. You can catch these and many other fine programs on Channel 666. Check your local listings for details!

Books:

Big Book of Cthulu, Necronomicon, Horton Hears A Who. And anything by Deepak Chopra, that man's helped me realize that I AM worthwhile and DO deserve love.

Heroes:

Hercules was pretty good, but in the long run he was a lily livered pansy. I mean, he's DEAD, right? Tons of various Saints and Priests who've aided me, guided me or just stayed out of my way.

My Blog

A NOT-QUITE-OVERLOAD Of NEW AGENTS

The B.P.R.D. prides itself on it's diversity and piss-warm attitude towards new Agents coming into the fold. We'd like to take the opportunity to introduce each and everyone of these losers, morons an...
Posted by B P R D on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:29:00 PST

FAVORITE B.P.R.D. and HELLBOY STORIES...?

We here at the B.P.R.D. are happy so many of you are participating, but we'd like to open up a topic of discussion that actually causes DISCUSSION. Sure, we got a handful of contests and such, and eno...
Posted by B P R D on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:45:00 PST

BRAND NEW DRAWING CONTEST!!!

The B.P.R.D. is proud to announce it's first SEMI-MONTHLY (meaning: whenever we get around to it) DRAWING CONTEST!! And do NOT correct or mock our spelling ablities, Agent Sensitive!! Agents are encou...
Posted by B P R D on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

RULES

RULES FOR THE B.P.R.D. AGENTS TO FOLLOW...! ONE...This CAPTION CONTEST that a few of you have shown mild yet insignificant interest in has but ONE rule. The caption box itself can only contain so many...
Posted by B P R D on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:10:00 PST

CAPTION CONTEST

CAPTION CONTEST That's right, folks! In our attempt to make this a more "Member Friendly" area (and by member, we mean AGENTS), the B.P.R.D. has decided to play games with you and need your involveme...
Posted by B P R D on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:48:00 PST

HONORARY CAPTAIN ASS-KICK

That's right, Agents of the B.P.R.D.!! We've got us a LIVE one here, and someone who's proven to be worth their own blog! Someone who's BITE is obviously as big as their BARK, as it were. We her...
Posted by B P R D on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 01:22:00 PST

WE ALREADY LOST A MEMBER

This evening, not long ago, we here at the B.P.R.D. were greated to a request from a Tuxedo Wearing, Smiley Faced Dipstick named Eric or Aron or some extremely feminine name. His smile was so big it a...
Posted by B P R D on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 12:47:00 PST

NEW POLICIES ON KILLING AND TORTURE AND CAUSING DEATHNESS

It's been brought to our attention that our current methods are inhumane and altogether uncouth. With that in mind, and trying to be a bit more Politically Correctedness, we've briefly combed over our...
Posted by B P R D on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 11:32:00 PST

FIRST WAVE OF DESTRUCTION

Looks like things are shaping up in your world and ours, faithful fodder! Yes, in our first Membership Drive, we've managed to snag some impressive and fairly weak-minded fools for our Preemptive Defe...
Posted by B P R D on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:56:00 PST

More Demonic Creatures than you can shake the Spear of Longinus at!

Okay, so you're on board for the experience of a lifetime!! By now you've all met the "Coach" and have seen what kind of Nail-Eating , Sasquatch-Stabbing bastard he is! We do apologize half-heartedly ...
Posted by B P R D on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:52:00 PST