The Team In Training Ashtray

The Story of The Ashtray!!!As told by Erin K. Parr aka "Moose"So this story actually starts like 6 years ago. My Aunt Esther, Cousin Junior & I along with some other family are all meeting up in Vegas. Well one of the family members is our cousin Bobby from Corpus. And he tells Esther he's bringing her a gift from Texas. So when we arrive & get all settled in Bobby comes to our room with the gift. She unwraps it to find that he has given her an ashtray with a map of Texas on it. So pretty much she got a crap gift, but what makes it worse is that none of us smoke, we hate smoking. So as we go to leave our good times in Vegas, which I can't share because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas we are packing up. As we are doing this we are trying to sneak the ashtray into each other's bags, since none of us want it. So get back to good ol Santa Rosa & the leaving of the ashtray at each other's house continues. Flash forward to April this year. I meet my Aunt in Paris from Bahrain to go on vacation. At this point I've been away from home for three years and have no memory of the ashtray. So as we go to leave Paris I check the bathroom to make sure I didn't forget anything. That's when evil Esther slipped the ashtray into my bag! So as I unpack in Bahrain I find the ashtray and if that isn't enough it has a picture of Esther with her tongue out. So now I have the Ashtray and to pay homage to the fact I totally out Punk'd I'm taking it around the globe with me on my Navy adventures.