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Jason Stewart

Men of broader intellect know that there is no sharp distinction betwixt the real and the unreal...

About Me



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36 year old web designer who regularly struggles to stay awake at work. Writer, closet video game player, compulsive movie watcher and budding psychologist. Owner of the coolest dog on the planet. Screenwriter of upcoming films Closet Space, Closet Space 2, Victims and Fortean Times. Co-writer of Fearmakers with German horror sensation Timo Rose!

My Interests

Hanging with my pug. Challenging conversation. Writing about plucky heroines outsmarting evil multi-dimensional monsters. Smoking monkeys. The Starbucks outside of Shibuya Station in Tokyo.

I'd like to meet:

Artisic, creative, intelligent, funny, empathic people who want to change the world one person at a time. Do you love movies? Is your TiVo as precious as a child? Can you recites the lyrics to Shaft in Chaucerian English?

Music:

Flaming Lips, New Pornographers, Mountain Goats, Bright Eyes, XTC, Wilco, William Shatner, The Who, White Stripes, Weezer, Verbow, They Might Be Giants, Supergrass, The Streets, Sufjan Stevens, Starssailor, The Soundtrack of Our Lives, Paul Weller, Spoon, Soul Coughing, The Shins, She Wants Revenge (Tear You Apart), Art Brut (Good Weekend), The Ramones, Radiohead, David Bowie, Johnny Cash, The Clash, Queen, Pubic Enemy, Probot, Iron Maiden, Pixies, Ocean Colour Scene, My Morning Jacket, Muse, Modest Mouse, Manic Street Preachers, Kula Shaker, John Wesley Harding, Bob Dylan (old), Jets to Brazil, Jawbreaker, Harvey Danger, Green Day (American Idiot), Gorrilaz, Gomez, Gang of Four, The Futureheads, Franz Ferdinand, Fountains of Wayne, Foo Fighters, Fiona Apple, ELVIS COSTELLO, Eels, Doves, The Coral, The Descendants, The Decemberists, Cake, The Caesars, Buffalo Tom, Bogmen, Black Crowes, Big Star, Ben Folds, Replacements...whew!

Movies:

Blade Runner, Aliens, Lawrence of Arabia, Powell/Pressburger anything, Sullivan's Travels, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, Oldboy, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Hong Kong crime flicks, Asian horror flicks, Fritz Lang (especially M and the Dr. Mabuse films), Nightmare on Elm Street, Brazil, 12 Monkey's, Fisher King, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, the list goes on and on.

Television:

24, The Shield, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Intervention, The First 48, The Amazing Race, Monster House, The Daily Show, Adult Swim.

My Blog

Its Alive 2008

What's with the titile?  Well, it's the working name for something that occured to me last night while watching the original "It's Alive" (there's something wrong with the Davis baby).  I ha...
Posted by Jason Stewart on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:48:00 PST

Closet Space Gives Houston "Tentacle Envy"

About a month since my last visit to Blogistan.  I suppose I could give you the "I've just been working so damned hard!" line, but those of you who know me would realize what a crock of shit that...
Posted by Jason Stewart on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:38:00 PST

I Arrive In New Jersey and Have A Fortuitous En-COUNT-er

For an adventure that started out pretty crappy, this turned out to be one of the best trips I've ever had.  I'm sitting in Newark Liberty Airport (almost 3 hours early) thinking over the past 5 ...
Posted by Jason Stewart on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:17:00 PST

I Make Fear With Debbie Rochon

Saturday morning was all about the Fearmakers panel.  Debbie, Ted, Joe, Manoush, and I tried our best to entertain the approx. 100 people who came out to see us.  Debbie Rochon is a complete...
Posted by Jason Stewart on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:38:00 PST

Welcome To My Texas Frightmare

Texas Frightmare Weekend is in the rearview mirror now.  The two days I spent in Dallas were a lot of fun and I'm happy I got to hang out with all of my Houston Horror family.  Having a room...
Posted by Jason Stewart on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:46:00 PST

Gore - Obama 2008

Man!  After that vote today I've pretty much lost whatever faith I had that the Democrats would sack up and stop this fucking fundamentalist madman and his Liberty College stormtroopers.  Go...
Posted by Jason Stewart on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:41:00 PST

Fangoria Burbank

Another Fangoria has come and gone for the Closet Space gang.  For once, there wasn't a flight or long drive for me and I was thankful.  Director Mel and our male lead James came down to the...
Posted by Jason Stewart on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:22:00 PST

London - Part 2 - Turkish Delight

The first night of a vacation is usually about 25% sleep and 75% waiting to get up so you can go out.  I beat Shel out of bed (very unusual) and was the first to experience the hellishness of a B...
Posted by Jason Stewart on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:45:00 PST

London - Part 1 - Sushi & Chips

I never imagined that you could bribe someone at an airport ticket counter, until I saw it happen.  Shelby used a smile and a box of chocolate to get us two aisle seats with an empty middle seat ...
Posted by Jason Stewart on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:08:00 PST

What's The Hell's A Fearmaker?

Thanks to great "friend of Closet Space" Ted G. I am getting a co-writer credit on Timo Rose's new directorial effort "Fearmakers".  I just finished a second pass on the script and I think it's g...
Posted by Jason Stewart on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST