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Alanna

Death, death, death, death, devil, devil, evil, evil songs!

About Me

"All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse." --Benjamin Franklin

My Interests



I like stuff. Lots of stuff. Various and exciting stuff, even. Some random stuff is bowling, playing cards, horror movies (especially the bad ones that are still entertaining), boys with stripes, a good beer for drowning sorrows, Tetris, dance parties, living with my bestest friend, cereal at any time of day or night, watching Buffy fan videos set to music, and last but not least, my roomie insists I have a daddy complex (James Marsters, David Duchovny, Mike Rowe, Patrick Stewart, Hugh Laurie, etc.).

I'd like to meet:

Dead: Charlie Chaplin, Fred Astaire, V.C. Andrews
Living: Stephen King, Joss Whedon, Liam Sullivan

Music:

80s Pop, Beatles, Ani DiFranco, Tori Amos, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Cradle of Filth, G & R, TSOL, Voltaire, Soulidium, Arrested Development, Bee Gees (fuck you, they're cool!), Sting, Queen, Tom Petty, Elton John, Phil Collins, Maroon 5, The Sundays, The Pixies, She Wants Revenge, Ozomatli, Coldplay, Bob Marley, Rusted Root, Irish/Scottish/British pub music (I love J.J. Smith) and on and on and on...

Your 80s Theme Song:
Your 80s Theme Song is Just Can't Get Enough by Depeche Mode What's Your 80's Theme Song?

Movies:


I am Ash , from the "Evil Dead" trilogy.
I'm the guy with the chainsaw.

LOTR, Tombstone, Groundhog Day, ED1, ED2, AoD, The Breakfast Club, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Nightbreed, Finding Nemo, The Princess Bride, Fight Club, American Beauty, Young Guns, As Good As It Gets, Defending Your Life, Pirates of the Caribbean, Frankenhooker, The Ring, Meet the Applegates, Three Amigos, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II, 28 Days Later, Signs, Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, The Village, Lady in the Water (M. Night ROCKS!), The Others, Seabiscuit, French Kiss, Better Luck Tomorrow, Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (it's the only one I've seen of the 3, and that's only because my friend Edwin did some CGI work on it..but it was quite the entertaining bit of cinema, I must admit), About a Boy, Shakespeare in Love, Sliding Doors, NOES (All, even the bad ones), Smoke Signals, Welcome to Woop-Woop, Night of the Demons, The Man Who Knew Too Little, Ginger Snaps, Ginger Snaps: Unleashed, Ginger Snaps Back, etc., etc., etc...
This shall be the greatest film ever created...or at least full of blood and awesome death!

Television:

Buffy, Angel, Bones, House, CSI, Good Eats, The Secret Life Of..., Iron Chef, Iron Chef America (Most anything on Food Network will suffice), The Simpsons, Red Dwarf, Dirty Jobs, Dead Like Me, Infamous Murders, Notorious, and so on and so on...

Books:

LOTR trilogy, Forgotten Realms series, Poppy Z. Brite, Lord of the Flies, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, V.C. Andrews, Good Omens, Grapes of Wrath, magazines (Discover, Popular Science, Entertainment Weekly, Weekly World News), Reviving Ophelia, The Red Tent, The Nanny Diaries...

Heroes:

My sis, my mom, Mitch Hedberg, and people that come up with stuff like this...

I adopted a cute lil' ninja fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!