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VCU

the commonwealth's school for slackers

About Me

ur·ban adj. 1. of, relating to, or located in a city; 2. characteristic of the city or city life; 3. of or belonging to a city or town; as, an urban population
uni·ver·si·ty noun. 1. an institution of higher learning providing facilities for teaching and research and authorized to grant academic degrees; specifically: one made up of an undergraduate division which confers bachelor's degrees and a graduate division which comprises a graduate school and professional schools each of which may confer master's degrees and doctorates
here i am. vcu. looking for all you vcu undergrads, grads, and post-grads to come here and stay.
With more than 26,000 students, VCU is the third-largest research university in Virginia. The VCU Medical Center, adjacent to the city’s business and financial district, was founded in 1838. The Academic Campus (Now called the Monroe Park Campus) is located in the picturesque early 20th-century residential neighborhood called the Fan District. The campus began in 1917 as the Richmond School of Social Work and Public Health, later became the Richmond Professional Institute, and in 1968 merged with the Medical College of Virginia to create VCU.
let me suck you in for 4 years and more.
what do i have to offer? everything from art, music, science, medicine, business and everything your little hearts desire when it comes to a college.
love me? hate me? that's fine. im used to hearing it from both sides.
i'm basically here to keep to hear your complaints, praise, questions and any remarks you might have. and then in true VCU fashion: completely ignoring them.

My Interests

I love letting my students have the opportunity to pay $200 a month for their friends, and i love to fuck you for more money...what? higher tuition? DONE!

I love to burn.

I really dig hanging out at local places that are on campus, because well...I don't have a car. Who needs one? It's VCU! Everything is right there...

CHECK OUT THESE FINE ESTABLISHMENTS WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE
TT LOUNGE!!
Nanci Raygun!!
MOJOS
HYPERLINK
Harrison Street Coffee Shop (FOOD: ALL VEGAN/VEGETARIAN!!!)
Fan Cafe (SUSHI LOVERS!!)
IPANEMA (More vegetarian cuisine!)

I'd like to meet:

i want all the studious, the slackers, the procrastinators, the eager, the lovers, the haters, the bored, you 28 year old freshmen, the jocks, the potheads, the bike riders that aren't afraid of being run over by commuters, all of you beautiful people that live on campus because you're too poor to own a car or because you actually LIKE to walk or ride your bike to class, the 18 year old freshmen girls that just don't know any better, the party people, everyone and anyone who knows that i'm the one that VCU really runs this city...AND OWNS YOU.

Music:

I LOVE ALL OF MY STUDENTS WHO PLAY IN BANDS.

i love it all...from you little hardcore bands, punk bands, hip-hop, rock, country, emo, shoegazers, indie, electro, cover bands, rap, funk, experimental rock, jazz, classical, anything and everything you good kiddies can come up with.

Movies:

i love my french film festival.

Television:

I don't watch TV. I listen to WDCE. Oh shit. That's U of R. Nevermind.

Books:

textbooks, you fucks. spend more money at my locations! don't buy online, come support me, the corporate college bastards who wants to rape students of all funds possible. You can purchase books at the VCU Bookstore, Carriage House Books or Virginia Book Co.

Oh, and I encourage all professors to write their own books and study guides so I can reap the benefits.

Heroes:

People who actually graduate in 4 years. Now, that is a hero.

My Blog

New Major offered: Homeland Security

FORMER HOMELAND SECURITY OFFICIAL AND ANTI-TERRORISM EXPERT WILLIAM PARRISH NAMED ASSOCIATE PROFESSOR AT VCUâ¬"S L. DOUGLAS WILDER SCHOOL OF GOVERNMENT AND PUBLIC AFFAIRSWill Develop One of Nationâ¬"...
Posted by VCU on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ACADEMIC CAMPUS CHANGES NAME.....

VCU RENAMES CAMPUS Academic Campus to be called Monroe Park Campus RICHMOND, Va.  The Executive Committee of the Virginia Commonwealth University Board of Visitors today voted to change the n...
Posted by VCU on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CURRENT STUDENTS PLEASE READ

As if it couldn't get any worse. How do you like them apples, kids? On April 15, 2004, VCU's Board of Visitors approved tuition and fee rates for the 2004-05 academic year. Total costs for...
Posted by VCU on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST