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Briën White

This is BULLSHIT!!!

About Me


"Plight of the Starving Buddha" digital ~ 30"x50"

"Saigon Buddha" acrylic on canvas ~ 30"x50"

"Babylonian Cobra(s)" acrylic on canvas ~ 24"x48"

"Decapitation is a gruesome affair, but I am condemned to die that way... Be sure not to forget to eat dried bean curd with fried peanuts. The two give you the taste of the best ham."

Chin Sheng-Tan's instructions to his son in his will, 17th century

My Interests

painting (hyper-realism, photo-realism, pop surrealism, political surrealism), drawing, veganism, old horror comics, rivers of vivid technicolor gore, tightening my visual science, animation, ZBrush, Lightwave 3d, Eastern painting and philosophy, sensory deprivation, negative space, Native American culture and history, The South, ancient art and culture, gore-met vegan cooking.

I'd like to meet:

Vegans, artists, designers, buddhists, death metallers, black metallers, doom metallers, ambient musicians, horror & gore fans

Music:

Justice, Zombi, Steely Dan, The Slits, Spazz, The Secret Chiefs 3, Butcher Shop Quartet, M.I.A., Discordance Axis, The Locust, Brian Eno, Ennio Morricone, Wire, Police, Gang of Four, Ghost Face Killah, The Germs, The Fucking Champs, The Doobies, Franz Ferdinand, Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, Dark Throne, Dark Funeral, Naglfar, Isis, Nile, Mastadon, Suffocation, Embalmer, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Slayer, Venom, Bathory, Possessed, Bolt Thrower, Death Cult, Southern Death Cult, Danzig, Johnny Cash, Roy Orbison, Ray Price, My Bloody Valentine, The Velvet Underground, Elliot Smith, The Beach Boys, Blonde Redhead, Joy Division, The Honorary Title

Movies:

you get the idea...

Television:

Last One Standing, Office, Kitchen Nightmares, Man Vs. Wild, Mythbusters

Heroes: