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♥~Jenny~ ♥

I was crying about which shoes to wear, then I saw a man without legs.

About Me

I'll let that be your challenge to find out.I believe: "With some people you spend an evening; with others you invest it.""Doing what makes you happy. That includes smacking the person next to you just for the hell of it and run off laughing.""A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.""Beautiful people are sometimes more prone to keep u waiting than plain people are because there's a big time differential between the beautiful and the plain."
_Andy Warhol"Live by seizing life by the balls." (Don't make me demonstrate.)

My Interests

I LOVE: lounging and reading a great book, long summer nights, Aston Martin Vanquish, SLR McLaren, SHOES, being around people that can make me laugh, seafood esp. sushi, long coma-like naps, adrenaline rush, positive unexpected moments, romantic sonnets, road trips, getting lost in unfamilar places, dressing up, art galleries, book stores & museums (love the Getty), boat rides, extravagent things AND the very simple things, Blockbuster nights, laughing uncontrollably, the History Channel and forensic files, jungle roses, orchids, gossiping w/ girlfriends about nothing important, Coffee Bean (latte on a cold day & honey sticks), mixing pain w/ pleasure, breaking rules, watching sports with men kicking each others a$$, occasional indulging, walking in warm rain, running around the house naked, entertaining my friends with my stupidity, trying new things, old fashioned chivalry (not so common in LA), romance, spontaneity, Autumns in NY - Springs in Miami - Winters under my sheets cuddling with that someone special, driving 150 mph on the open road.

My HUGE Dislikes: Big men w/ small character, lousy drivers, traffic, dirtiness (NY subways. yuck!), ppl that are too serious, shady, nosy, liars, annoying, ebonics speaking, negative, cheap, illiterate, self absorbed, egotistical, unintelligent, shallow, ignorant assholes, people that talk down about others b/c of their own insecurities and those who think money can make up for lack of character, buy class and/or substitute for their ugliness. (::sigh:: that was a mouthful. Did I leave anything out?)

Favorite Quotes:
"How we are in bed is how we are in life. I've never met a man who was bad in bed but good at life." -- Samantha (SITC) ::damn, what a wise woman. haha::

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." -- George Carlin

Create your own friendquiz here

I'd like to meet:

FUN, SILLY, INTELLIGENT, INSPIRING, WORLDLY, WELL-ROUNDED, CREATIVE, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE......... F.Y.I. I'm not using this site as a dating tool so "NO, I won't go out with you OR marry you!" And please don't volunteer your stats cause I don't even bother skimming through them. Fed Ex me the ring first, then we'll talk.

BTW.. I know witchcraft so if any of you FUCKERS send me chain messages OR attempts to steal my pics and use it as your own, I'm going to put a curse on you and you're going to wake up tomorrow morning looking inside out. (oooh so scary huh? hehe)

OH a message to my friends.
If you want to get a msg to me urgently, TEXT ME on my cell damnit, cause I rarely check my msgs on here anymore. sorry!

Music:

Music Video: CHASING CARS (by Snow Patrol)
Omigod this song below ALWAYS cracks me up! (thanks Becky) ..

Movies:

everything! .... well almost everything.

Television:

Heroes, Ugly Betty, Grey’s Anatomy, Forensic Files, Bones, Dancing with the Stars, Six Degrees , Access Hollywood, Court TV, CSI, Desperate Housewives and Law & Order. Unsolved Mysteries,

Books:

Marley and Me, Angels & Demons, Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, The Kitchen Gods Wife, Why Men have Nipples, The Hundred Secret Senses, The Historian, The DaVinci Code, various cook books, history books and almanacs. My biggest vice, however, is wasting time reading US Weekly and In Touch magazines.

My Blog

What I HATE about Myspace.

ok, I can deal with the perverted messages and idiots who have nothing better to do with their time, but send the same perverse message over and over to every girl on this damn site praying for a resp...
Posted by ♥~Jenny~ ♥ on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 02:31:00 PST

Oprah says..............

If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from hea...
Posted by ♥~Jenny~ ♥ on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 09:23:00 PST

Coolest response to Chain mail....the best Fwd i have read

A Response to Chain Letters by Dennis Leary Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped an...
Posted by ♥~Jenny~ ♥ on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:09:00 PST

Disclaimer for all those who message me

I want to apologize ahead of time if I do not respond to your messages or take forever w/ adding new friends.  I don't check my inbox everyday and when I do, I have so many that I get s...
Posted by ♥~Jenny~ ♥ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST