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TravNasty

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About Me

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants, don’t believe me? Just ask J.Mullet. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Oakland A’s, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams, championship humping bumble bees and I have fought Chuck Norris. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. LEO - The Lion Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Loyal. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Someone you should hold on to. Will exceed your expectations. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Someone who likes to dance and fly as well as I do, lol.AOL: Casexyguy or YAHOO: Underwearmode80The Real TravNasty Dance
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Add to My Profile | More VideosI love my job! and all my fans. Just doing what I do.

Music:


Movies:

Crash, The Secret, Pay It Forward, Closer, Wicker Park, Alfie, L.A. Story, Moulin Rouge, Magnolia, Slackers, Borat, Derailed, Wedding Crashers, Hot Rod, 300.

Television:

I am also a sucker for those reality shows, especially the rounds of auditions for American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance... where do these people come from? The Amazing Race, the absurd Japanese game shows, Food Network, Planet Earth, Discovery channel, Dating shows and a lot of financial shows on CNBC.

Books:

When God Winks, DaVinchi Code, The Notebook, 5 people you meet in Heaven, Think and Grow Rich. Awaken the Gaint Within, The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People, Frogs into Princes, The Power of your Subconcious Mind. Neuro-Linguistic Programming, Reframing, 48 Laws of Power, Utopia, Magic In Action, The Game, Conversations with God.

Heroes:

My mom.

My Blog

What does LOVE mean???

What does Love mean? I randomly kidnapped two dozen 4 to 8 year-olds, and at gun point asked them "What does love mean!?" The answers they gave were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined....
Posted by TravNasty on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:21:00 PST

A prayer (which I found and I try to make my own).

-Lord, thou knowest better than I know myself that I am growing older and will someday be old. -Keep me from the fatal habit of thinking I must say something on every occasion. -Release me from cravi...
Posted by TravNasty on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 01:00:00 PST

What I am ALL ABOUT!

When I first joined this site, I was never going to post a BLOG... it just sounded gross... it still does. But there are a few things I wanted to share and that are really the foundation of ...
Posted by TravNasty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

CELL PHONE STALKER!!!

As some of you know I've been going through a nightmare of a time getting my life back in order since my return from Thailand. My cell phone is now back up and running, after the two weeks it was down...
Posted by TravNasty on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:10:00 PST

PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON

PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON   People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someo...
Posted by TravNasty on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:28:00 PST

Dear Nice Guys

Ok, so due to the over-abundance of pity-seeking e-mails from guys saying "Hey TravNasty, I'm a nice guy why can't I get a gf?" or "Why do nice guys finish last?" or my personal favorite... "Nice...
Posted by TravNasty on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 03:06:00 PST

Blow Jobs

BLOW JOBS-WHAT A WOMAN HAS TO SAY ON THE SUBJECT   1. First and foremost, we are not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to rule no.1 - So if you get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they d...
Posted by TravNasty on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:40:00 PST