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I'm a born and raised Cali girl. I grew up in the bay area then moved to Los Angeles after high school where I met some great people that got me in a lot of trouble. Me and my friend Nick moved into a double wide aluminum trailer with green shag carpeting. We had the best rock garden with pink flamingos in it and a collection of 800 wind chimes to piss off the other poor white trash in the trailer park. We spent our time leisurely walking out pet giraffe and eating pepperochinis and pickles. Then the unfortunate day came when our beloved giraffe turned to a life of drugs and prostitution. We found him walking down Hollywood Blvd wearing nothing but a leopard g-string with a crack pipe hanging out of his mouth, high on Special K and a bottle of pink champagne that he stole from one of his Johns. It broke our hearts. We had to sell our trailer to send Mr. Giraffe to rehab at the local zoo. We were forced to pick up and move to Pomona where we would spend our nights on the balcony watching Rodney King run naked down the street high on PCP and having the local one-armed toothless hooker over for smoothies. Due to some unforseen circumstances me and Nick parted ways and now I am back in the Bay. I miss my Nicholas! Now that I'm up here I spend my time at work, school, bars, and clubs. I love to drink and I love to dance. I hate wearing clothes! They get on my nerves but thanks to societal reigns I am forced to wear them the majority of the time. But I have news for them...I ain't letting the man get me down, as soon as walk in the door off they go but I do keep my shoes on. I'm addicted to DVD's even though I don't watch half of the ones I buy. So if I know you and you want to borrow some movies I am the person you should come see. I love midgets, or if I'm going to be politically correct "little people." You know when a little kid sees a puppy or a rainbow and they get all happy and excited? Well that is me when i see a midget, they are my rainbow! One of these days I plan on making a midgets gone wild video. Those little guys get down! I like to eat ice cream when it's cold outside and popsicles when it's hot. My favorite drink is Captain Morgan and Rockstar so if you see me at a bar or club I welcome you to purchase one for me. I crave peanutbutter and blackberry jelly sandwiches when I smoke. I am a picky eater. I have a shoe fetish and buy them like crazy, even when I know I will never wear them. I like fast cars and sports. I'm training to be an ultimate fighter so I can go on that reality show. If that doesn't work out I was thinking about becoming a professional obstacle courser. That would be pretty cool. I am spontaneous and love to travel. I have been known to wake up at 3 in the morning really hungry, hop in the car and drive to Vegas so I can eat at the buffet. Or sometimes I get this crazy craving for tacos and next thing I know I'm on my way to Mexico. I like to do things on the spur of the moment but don't mind making plans. If I make plans I keep them. I am not flakey at all. I am currently single and have been for quite some time. Not because I have to but because I want to. I'm not against finding someone I just don't believe in actively looking for a man. I believe that when you look for one you will not find one, kinda like when you lose one of your socks in the dryer. They tend to come at the least expected time so it's my policy to not expect it to happen. People think that because I like to go out and have a good time that I am either a whore or a player. Neither one of those is true. I have high standards so I don't hook up with just anybody. And I only hook up with someone that I think I could potentially like. And I am definitely not a player! When I find a person I like I only like them, not anybody else. So I am not a whore, I am not a player, and I DONT PLAY GAMES! I am too old for that shit. So I think this is enough information, if you want to know anything else just e-mail me and ask.