Jesse Morris and The Tenderloin Two

About Me

i met ray(bass god/bad ass producer)through a freind of his one night while i was getting fucked up at a karaoke bar. i was trying to start a johnny cash tribute band. me and anthony swapped crude jokes and he figured due to my tasteless humor i would be a great match for ray......... so after i got propositioned by a 45 year old russian hooker and declined i went home to call mr. ruiz the next day.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/11/2006
Band Members: People who haved played in and will always be in the band include:jesse morris, ray ruiz, gg tallon, cecil b. feeder, joe dean, kent brown , mike simms
Influences: johnny cash hank williams sr. hank III social distortion hep-si
Sounds Like: ray ruiz sodomizing a tuba while jesse plays the bagpipes with an air compressor.......tallon banging on stuff. Low Down Craker Music
Record Label: unsigned......why are all the crappy bands signed?
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Jesse in the press ’07

Here's some press we got this year, thanks to the folks who let us know where to findthis stuff! Happy New Year!San Francisco Chroniclemyopenbar.comhttp://sf.myopenbar.com/A blog from Shuna Fish Lydo...
Posted by Jesse Morris and The Tenderloin Two on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 05:13:00 PST

we neeeed a cuntry lead picker

can you play lead guitar country/punk? email us we wanna get this giggin soon dickheads! w/love -jesse"jaundice"morris snootchie nootcies!
Posted by Jesse Morris and The Tenderloin Two on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:54:00 PST

about the 2 new songs

So here you are, welcome to whatever we are doing at the moment.2 new songs have been posted for your enjoyment." The Money Will Roll Right In " ( S. McBride )- performed by J. Morris.Another classic ...
Posted by Jesse Morris and The Tenderloin Two on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:10:00 PST

somebody fuckin sighn us please!?

it sucks music is the only thing i do well but i guess im not a thin pretty white belt wearin pussy who sings like an angry 13 yearold so i guess i'll be destitute the rest of my life the industry don...
Posted by Jesse Morris and The Tenderloin Two on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST