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The Bunny Got Shot

ilovebun

About Me

Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing you last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?
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My name is heather.
Humor makes me function.
Drama is for little sissy girls.
I love me some thai food.
Shoes are better than sex, well maybe.
Owls are the best animal in the world.
Three cheers for cynicism!
Jack Daniels FTW.
william murderface is my favorite.

My Interests

My life is epic...

I'd like to meet:

you. unless you suck. then you should leave.

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Music:

i like music. i like rockabilly, psychobilly, punk (all forms of), hardcore, metal (most forms of), indie, reggae, yadda yada.

I have determined that i shall love both john mayer and the shins forever and always.
Frank Sinatra.
The Chop Tops.
Mad Sin.
Op. Ivy.
Stray Cats.
Dropkick Murphys.
Koffin Kats.
The One AM Radio.
Brett Dennen.
Dragonforce.
Simon and Garfunkel.
Kings of Leon.
Nekromantix.
Sex Pistols.
Social Distortion.
The Damned.
Gwar.
Explosions in the Sky.
The Pixies.
Rancid.
The Clash.
Johnny Cash.
Frantic Flinstones.
Reverend Horton Heat.
Black Flag.
The Distillers.
Circle Jerks.
Agnostic Front.
No Doubt.
The Misfits.
Horrorpops.
Tiger Army.
Subhumans (UK).
The Adicts.
many more, but i'm bored with this.

Movies:

i like movies with gore and death. if it's a mob movie, i will most likely enjoy it. if quentin tarantino directed it, i'm in. if it's fantasy or sci-fi, i'm in. horror movies make me go weak, i can't watch them or else nightmares attack me in my sleep for weeks.

Aladdin.
Boondock Saints.
The Aviator.
Cry-baby.
Trainspotting.
Labyrinth.
LOTR.
The Secret of Nimh.
Casino Royale.
Fight Club.
The Sword in the Stone.
The Departed.
Anchorman.
Star Wars.
Goodfellas.
Reservoir Dogs.
Blow.
American History X.
Edward Scissorhands.
Wayne's World.
The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Party Monster.

Television:

sometimes i watch stupid reality tv. don't judge me.

i enjoy the discovery channel, and nickelodeon really revs my engine... but G4 will remain forever and always in my heart.

Project Runway.
Mythbusters.
Colbert Report.
Family Guy.
Sex and the City.
South Park.
Spongebob.
Stella.
Samurai Champloo.
Ninja Warrior.
TMNT.
Firefly.
Dirty Jobs.

Books:

reading is the best thing in the world, besides a few select other occurrences. i like sci-fi, fantasy, brutally honest books, i love anything by chuck palahniuk (author of fight club) he is amazing, i like books written about the medieval times.

Harry Potter.
Brave New World.
The Kite Runner.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.
Battle Royale.
LOTR.
The Hobbit.
Angela's Ashes.
Fight Club.
Invisible Monsters.
House of Leaves.
The Pillars of the Earth.
All Quiet on the Western Front.

Heroes:

Dinosaurs. above all, they reign supreme (minus the whole extinction bit).

My Blog

opinion piece: stereotypes.

Stereotypes are a funny thing. It's hard to believe that a single word can outline the entire lifestyle of a human being. We are so complex, have so many interests, and contain such a passion in cert...
Posted by The Bunny Got Shot on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:09:00 PST

i am distraught with epiphanies of a shit-filled existance.

i've only not been able to sleep about four times in my entire life, and by not being able to sleep i mean that i'd tried numerous times to, i was legitimately tired, and i had reason to rest because ...
Posted by The Bunny Got Shot on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:45:00 PST

magical horns or rainbow-status awesomeness.

hokai. so. i wrote this as a creative writing project for english. it's pretty bad ass if i do say so myself. read it and comment. thanks kindly."You will meet your match, Rodger!  One day, when...
Posted by The Bunny Got Shot on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:23:00 PST

if heather ruled the world.

things would be different. school for one. high school should be a place to learn how to live in the real world. things such as how to balance a check book, people skills, the list goes on. ...
Posted by The Bunny Got Shot on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST