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REGIMENTAL JOKES
“What are you wearing under your kilt?â€
If you are looking for some ready answers to this age-old question, here are a few:
•My Scottish pride.
•My shoes and socks.
•Nothing is worn, everything is in perfect working order.
•By a man to a woman: How warm are your hands?
•By a man to a woman: Play your cards right and you can find out.
•To another man: Same as you, only bigger.
•To another man: Your wife's/sister's/mother's lipstick.
•To a woman: If I'm lucky, your lipstick.
•To a lady at church: What God graced me with.
•By a man: Bagpipes, wanna give 'em a blow?
•By a man: String -- I had to tie it up so it didn’t hang below the kilt.
•By a man: Talcum powder, it helps with the chafing. (Thanks Phalen!)
•To a lady at church: What God graced me with.
People who are committed to the tradition of going "Regimental" and the girls (and some guys!) who love them!
of course we like the pipes! and all celtic music...scottish, irish, welsh, anything that puts a tap to our feet and makes us want to kick up our heels in a reel!
Braveheart, Rob Roy, Trainspotting, Local Hero, Brigadoon, Gregory's Girl, Wicker Man, and Culloden (1964: Peter Watkins)
William Wallace, Rob Roy, and any cute bloke who wears a kilt regimental style!Of course, under-the-kilt clothing is optional, but options don't come easily to men who believe in tradition – most real kilted men go “regimentalâ€.
ONE OF OUR HEROES
April 24, 1997, Hong Kong -- Lance Corporal Lee Wotherspoon of the Black Watch (RHR) lowers the Union Jack as the wind raises his kilt at the daily lowering of the flag at Hong Kong's Cenotaph prior to the former British Colony being handed over to China on July 1, 1997.
Apparently, he received romantic letters from several women and a few men around the world admiring his attributes -- reportedly he was rebuked by his commander only because his sock-tops were not level.