Squirrels and Balaclavas |
Well, I agreed to meet them under the oak tree at 4.00pm. They came in balaclavas. Yes, I swear, these squirrels came with balaclavas on their head, all 5 of them.
Me: why do you have balaclavas on?...
Posted by Solomon's Soul on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:02:00 PST |
Boots is against |
I discussed the squirrel's plan with Boots and he isn't too impressed, he said "squirrels make me itchy, i think i'm allergic to them". Um yeah...but he also said this, "I've a good mind to kill them ...
Posted by Solomon's Soul on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 04:55:00 PST |
Brazil nut nuts |
Well, I don't know what to make of these squirrels. I've been propostioned with a bribe. They say they'll drop the charges if I manage to get them some Brazil nuts. I know, Brazil nuts?
Anyway, I sa...
Posted by Solomon's Soul on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 01:00:00 PST |
Community service and a fat squirrel |
Solomon Grundy born on a Monday, Sentenced on a Tuesday (just a coincidence), Community service on a Wednesday, Community service on a Thursday, Community serivce on a Friday, Community service on a S...
Posted by Solomon's Soul on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:05:00 PST |
Mr Judge Juggler |
Well damn it, Today I got put on a Rodent Offenders Register and was sentenced to 400 hours community service. This is what the Judge said "Clearly you show no remorse Miss Grundy.&nbs...
Posted by Solomon's Soul on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST |
RSPCA visit |
Well, who'd have believed it? Today I got a visit from an RSPCA man about the homocide of a mouse.
I explained the situation, he said "mice don't talk Miss Grundy". Well, I said "clearly they d...
Posted by Solomon's Soul on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:41:00 PST |
mouse lunch money incident |
Today I managed to convince a small rodent to give up his lunch money. After the incident he threatened me saying, "I'll get you next time Gadget". Well, I was surprised, firstly I didn't know rodent...
Posted by Solomon's Soul on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:40:00 PST |
