You, of course! In the meantime, CHECK OUT THE TRAILER FOR TRASHED! That's right. It's the TRASHED trailer, as opposed to trailer trash. And I promise you, it's better than that joke.
Lou Reed and Velvet Underground, Patti Smith, Bruce Springsteen, Franz Ferdinand, TRex, Rachael Yamagata, Swati, Tommy James and the Shondells, The Felice Brothers, Blue October, Bar Scott, Bill O'Bryon, Mark Donato, Natalie Merchant, Mika, Pixies, U2, Coldplay, Etta James, Aretha, Meat Loaf, Iggy Pop, New York Dolls, Brian Eno, Robyn Hitchcock, David Bowie, Aimee Mann, Ludacris, Johnny Cash, James Brown, Ennio Morricone, Mozart, Elgar and about a billion trillion others.
Godfathers I and II, Deliverance, Jaws, Rosemary's Baby, Boogie Nights, Magnolia, Happiness, Bad Santa, Badlands, Days of Heaven, Stranger on a Train, Vertigo, Taxi Driver, Something About Mary, Casablanca, Annie Hall, Crimes and Misdemeanors, A Face in the Crowd,The Producers (the original), West Side Story, All That Jazz, The Lives of Others, To Live, Babel, Shaun of the Dead, all the Marx Brothers movies and so many others I could do this all day...
The Simpsons, American Idol, Spongebob (I have a six-year-old daughter, but I'd probably watch it anyway...) Curb Your Enthusiasm, Daily Show, Flight of the Conchords, Breaking Bad, lots I'm forgetting I'm sure.
I read anything and everything except for all-male erotica and technical manuals. Okay, I'm lying... but it has to be really good all-male erotica.