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Nieratko

The Son of Ghostface

About Me

on paper, i'm amazing. In real life, not so impressive.

My Interests

NJSkateshop.com Bizarremag.com Viceland.com

I'd like to meet:

your moms.

Music:

Anything by my dad, especially Ghost Deini. I'm still not sure who Crappadonna paid to be allowed to hang out with my dad, but we wish they had turned down the money.

Books:

If i didn't write it, I won't read it.

My Blog

London Party Tonight!

I'm is going to be at the Vice Bar on Old Street in London tonight. Sunday the 28th at 8pm. The Old Blue Last. Come drink.
Posted by Nieratko on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:24:00 PST

London, I’m Calling

So me and the wife and the Red Bull Skateteam will be in England from September 21st to October 2nd.going from London to Bristolto Birminghamto Liverpoolback to Londonwhere i'll have a book reading/si...
Posted by Nieratko on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:20:00 PST

DEAD BABY!

stop me if you've heard this one before...http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n8/htdocs/skinema-13 6.php
Posted by Nieratko on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:31:00 PST

My really retarded interview...

With Redman..in a chicken suit...http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/2008/05/28/redman-in terview-by-chris-nieratko/
Posted by Nieratko on Thu, 29 May 2008 06:24:00 PST

Dirty Dinner

We had a porn dinner with Belladonna not long ago,here's the details....http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n3/htdocs/skinema. php?country=us
Posted by Nieratko on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 05:12:00 PST

Crissie is cheating on me.

i'm serious.stop laughing.http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n2/htdocs/skinema.ph p
Posted by Nieratko on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:45:00 PST

My So-Called-Rap-Life

I forgot to tell you, I used to be somebody.... http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/lifestyle-features/id.1013
Posted by Nieratko on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 04:48:00 PST

Soapbox Fun!

I went to a Soap Box Derby race with my wifeand had adventures.Here's the link.http://www.viceland.com/int/v15n1/htdocs/my_other_soapb ox_your_ass.php?country=usalso, there's footage of it on VBS:http:...
Posted by Nieratko on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:29:00 PST

i have a favor...Give Me Ryan Sheckler’s Car

Hey friends,what are you wearing?i mean, what are you doing?i have a small favor to ask:HELP ME WIN RYAN SHECKLER'S CAR.Ryan and I are complete opposites:He's young, i'm old.he's skinny, i'm fat.I can...
Posted by Nieratko on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:16:00 PST

Where’s Brooklyn At?

check this new amazing Adolf Smalls video myfriend Carrisa sent meon chrisnieratko.com
Posted by Nieratko on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:46:00 PST