fat white chicks whose parents hate black people, black girls who hate white girls, jamie thomas' 1 footed 50-50 w/a headband on(piFF!), laughin at pro skaters who think theyre the shit... and PEOPLE WHO CAN SPELL.
the dude who battered then deep-fried the first piece of chicken, white chicks who wear platform sandals and have a tramp stamp(a tattoo on the small of their back). white people who casually use the n-word. the first albino. ETs mother. the person who created lotion. the original writer & cast of both the Fraggles, and the Great Space Coaster. the owner of the first slave ship, and the maker of speak n spell
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nelly, nellyville 1 n 2. sweat & suit. weird hip hop that no one likes, so its considered "underground". jampony(which was around waaaaaay before Luke Skywalker...) random, gunshots on mixtapes. the touchdown anthem on Madden.
beef 1,2,3, and when they make it...4, paper chasers, whiteboys, you got served, rudy, bring it on, pootie tang, choices pt.1 & 2, anything w/the rock, bow wow or wil smith in it, drumline, im bout it, ben, the vh1 micheal jackson movie, baller blockin, space jam and kazaam. oh, roots, diaries of a mad black woman series and the color purple.
UniVision on mute, anything on WB or UPN, CMT, judge mathis, judge judy, peoples court, BET UnCut, Rap city, surreal life, Cops, Moesha, Cheaters... basically anything with a high percentage of second-hand embarassment involved
coloring books, yearbooks, those small lame books people buy at urban outfitters to try and look all "artsy", tales of the fourth grade nothing, superfudge, scar lover, why black people tend to shout and the strategy guide for madden 2006, and phone books
Pat Duffy, the dude who wears the hockey mask and dances behind nelly, flava flav when he smoked crack, ODB when he smoked more crack than flava flav, the fat bassist of Van Halen, Gary Gnu from Great Space Coaster, steve perry of journey, suge knight, colonel sanders, jim jones of the diplomats, the guy that invented the backspin, the guy that hit reginald denny with the brick, and towlie, the cast of Good Times, Sean Sheffey & William Weiss