I wonder.... |
why all slurpee machines stopped functioning properly somewhere around 1995.I wonder....Why video games have always been fifty bucks. From Super Mario to Grand Theft, you have always shelled out...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 13:18:00 GMT |
Darkness On the Edge of Town |
When I saw it in my rearview mirror I thought it was one of the plagues of Egypt. I turned and looked out my back windshield, not trusting the images reflected. I could see the black clouds c...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 16:34:00 GMT |
Those Moments |
Driving around Bergen County, looking for a diner I saw in some magazine, I know what town its in, but I don't know exactly how to get to it. My girlfr...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:22:00 GMT |
Strong to the Finish |
For the last month or so I have been eating a lot of spinach. A little at breakfast, some for lunch every now and then, and for dinner at least half a bundle in a&n...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:30:00 GMT |
Fucking tagged |
Tag game!Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and why you...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:02:00 GMT |
756 |
we are rapidly approacing on a historic moment in sports ladies and gentlemen. The great Hank Aaron set a record in major league basbell when he retired with having hit 755 ho...
Posted by on Wed, 30 May 2007 06:59:00 GMT |
sample chapter |
"Please just be careful"
Today is my promotion day. All of my hard work has finally paid off. Drinking on the job, showing up late and making many mistakes while working...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 06:57:00 GMT |
I Gotta Go Pee |
I am happy, six pack of becks
a couple shots of jager
I'm going to see primus
one of my favorite bands
I have never seen them before
tonight is gonna be awesome
that six pack of becks is slowly filli...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 12:17:00 GMT |
(8^(l) |
Mid October.......11:30 Pm
Its been almost a month,
I climb out the window
My bare skin hits the cold roof
I know its not possible
Summer is over
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 21:43:00 GMT |
Ghost Car |
I'm awakened at the ass crack of noon by somebody pounding on my front door. I rise out of bed dazed still in my underwear, drool smeared on my chin. "who th...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 23:59:00 GMT |
