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ULTRAPPLES

Don't start none, there won't be none.

About Me


Welp...the name's Jason. I was born quite a few fort night ago. I stand about 96 hand...and weigh approximately 552 stone (I'm not really sure if those conversions are 'correct'. But I'm gonna just go with it.)
skateboarding/truth & rights/audiophile/filmin'/pretentiously eating raw food with chop sticks/disc golf/video games/lurkin'

My Interests

EAT RAW

acai almonds apples avocados basil bananas beets blackberries blueberries blood oranges broccoli cabbage cacao carob carrots cauliflower cayenne celery cherries chives cilantro coconuts collard greens comfrey corn cranberries cucumbers currants dandelions dates dill eggplant figs garlic ginger grapes grapefruit guava huckleberries jujubes kale kumquats lavender lemons lettuce limes loquats macadamia nuts mangos melons mesquite mulberries mushrooms nectarines olives onions oranges oregano papaya passion fruit peaches peanuts pears pecans persimmons pineapples pistachios plums pomegranates radishes rosemary sage spearmint spinach squash star fruit strawberries sunflower seeds swiss chard thyme tomatoes turnips vanilla walnuts watermelons
these are just a FEW of the things we need to keep going/// ....... living simply/lucid dreaming

I'd like to meet:

Oprah's Minge. Some CHOICE rock star throw away trim. Ravi Shankar. Your mom. No...but seriously...I'd just like to meet a girl who can keep up with me, as I salsa dance around the crib to my ipod on shuffle. But most of all...I'd like ta meet all dis' (below) after it's been through a Norwalk!!!

Music:



DULSE

up tempo...down tempo...middle?tempo...I pretty much like it all.

Movies:



too many to list...i really love movies like vacation, big trouble in little china, back to school (my fave of all-time...probably just cause of the appearance by oingo boingo), the big lebowski, blade runner, war games, major payne, king pin, coming to america, the jerk, caddyshack...the list pretty much goes on and on.....

Television:

I can't tear my eyes away from the Glutton Bowl.

Books:

ADBUSTERS
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Heroes:

Jah, Bruce lee, Robert Nesta Marley

My Blog

keep dreamin' eco-boy

i just wanna have a house...that is made out of earth friendly/renewable materials. a simple house that has every thing a raw foodist needs (like a norwalk...a good set of knives, a blend-tec ble...
Posted by ULTRAPPLES on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:09:00 PST

Santa MURDERca!!!!!

i could have been PAAAAAAAID yo...BIG time.... so here i was...cruising back to my truck on my shredboard in downtown santa monica.... i had just ate the BOMBEST raw meal...EVER....at Raw Juiliano's.....
Posted by ULTRAPPLES on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 02:57:00 PST

Hymen fast

Tomorrow...I embark on a 3 day bing cherry fast.I got the idea from my raw cook book (as mentioned in my favorite books).The author says that cherrys are very good for you...and that...when in season....
Posted by ULTRAPPLES on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:21:00 PST

A quote...from the newest Adbusters...

I drank my coffee out of a Styrofoam cupI put something in my body that came out of extruded polystreneI drove to workIn the aluminum and steel and over asphalt and tar and oilThe air was heavy with c...
Posted by ULTRAPPLES on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 03:49:00 PST

DAMN YOU E-40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So here I am...BORED on a Wednesday night, driving through Bremerton. So WHAT ELSE is there to do...besides cruise the strizzip??? Picture this...ME...cruisin' in my '04 Kia Rio.  Stock stereo......
Posted by ULTRAPPLES on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 02:52:00 PST

Strange dream I Had.

So I had trhis dream...that I was at the Element team manager's house. For some reason...he wantyed me to erase all the information on all his computers. So when I went to go to one of his desk tops.....
Posted by ULTRAPPLES on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:35:00 PST

organic apples

"Future historians may well be amazed by our distorted sense of proportion.  How could intelligent beings seek to control a few unwanted species by a method that contaminated the entire enviromen...
Posted by ULTRAPPLES on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 06:55:00 PST

runnin' tings...

and stuff... and things.... http://secure.thrashermagazine.com/index.php?SCREEN=skatepar k&park=746...
Posted by ULTRAPPLES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The revolution solution...

Oh I've...come to join you....
Posted by ULTRAPPLES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Don't hate...

just motivate.
Posted by ULTRAPPLES on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST