Chunky Pam

Music:

Member Since: 12/12/2006
Band Website: chunkypam.com/
Band Members: LYRIXXXS TO DIRRRTY JERZY :

JERZY! STAND UP! We've been disrespected for way too long They say we're the arm pit of this country But we're the Brad Pitt of this country Listen to Pamgelina…….check it out C'mon C'mon C'mon C'mon C'mon C'mon Uh Uh Uh Uh This is the Garden State but I ain't that scrub from scrubs The chubby wonder thunder thighs makin it rain when they rub Come and show me some love, strip mallin' to the strip club Phattest Mall Rat that's All That and a big bagga Funyuns I was-n't born to run I was born to be flossin' Beat boxing at Seaside while eating sweet sausage The King's are from Queens but the Queen's from Secaucus I fired Springsteen now you can call me the BOSS coz I swerve down the Turnpike, flippin yall the birdie When I'm thirsty the jerkoffs from Clerks serve me Slurpees Call me Curvy Fergie N.J.'s favorite daughter Rip clothes and Zip Codes With no eating disorders Stick a fork in New Yorkas California is corny Midwest is depressing The South don't make my mouth water like…. JERZY JERZY It's a hell of a state Greazy spoon in my mouth Got the whole world on a plate in DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY, JERZY JERZY Heavy Meadow Soprano yo The blacktops of Paterson to the Jackson Whites of Ramapo Of DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY, Sittin in my Cadallac Listenin to Fleetwood Mac Mayor Mc Cheese the Big Mac Attack of Hackensack The fleshy Joe Pesci, Atlantic City Black Jack My Way Sinatra, Gotta crew they call the Phat Pack Freestyle with Bon Jovi,, at the Stone Pony Played Shoop, our new super group called SALT N' PEPPARONI Rollin thru Hoboken, smoking a stogey with Tony I'm shinin like a neon sign on a Diner, homie Sold out the Meadowlands Iced out like the Jerzy Devils man I got more mental fans than metal bands with Pentagrams I'm eating Entenmanns mackin in my Mac Mansion man Slow dancin' with the Toxic Avenger to My Chemical Romance They call me Jason Kidd, Chin and tits a triple double Stock the fridge or yr in trouble Don't Piss off Miss Bridge n' Tunnel JERZY JERZY It's a hell of a place Raw like the Jersey Shore washed up with mad toxic waste DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY, JERZY JERZY Well there's nobody better Naughty By Nature makin paper Like I was the Star Ledger In DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY Been with Guidos from Clifton Preppies from Princeton Rich kids from Ridgewood Real hoods from Linden They court me in Fort Lee They rock me in Moonockie They like their shortys portly Plus sized busts and stocky Big bonin in Bayonne In parking lots after dark Park Ridge, Glen Ridge Englewood Cliffs and Cliffside Park I'm mamouth in Monmouth Tom's River and Montclair The goomah of Dumont Ew god they love me there Players of Passaic I drive'm all bananas goo goo g'joob I am the Wallnuts Paully Paramus I do work in Newark Their Camden fantasy They like to keep the lights off When they Wykoff to me Sweet talking in Weehawken Kissin in Parsipanny Representin Trenton From now until infinity JERZY JERZY With my man Uncle Floyd I wish they all could be Jerzy Boys In DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY JERZY JERZY Bow down to the Queen Sippin a chalice in my palace off a route 17 DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY DIRRTY JERZY, DIRRTY JERZY

- CHUNKY PAM aka THE WHITE CASTLE aka REESES WITHERSPOON aka LOVE SEAT aka HEAVY GRETEL aka POLAR BEAR aka TATER TOTS aka FLAP JAXXX aka SOFT SERVE aka CHEESE CAKE KILLAH aka TWINKY STARDUST aka PILLOW FIGHT aka TRUCK STOP aka COOKIE DOUGH aka PEANUT EMINEMS aka GRAVY TRAIN aka PIZZA PARTY aka STATION WAGON aka GRAM CRACKER aka LADY RICOTTA aka BURGER QUEEN aka DOUBLE DUCHESS aka 250 CENTS aka MISS CRISCO aka BOXXXY FROWN aka STEAK N SHAKE aka THE THIGH MASTER aka POUND CAKE aka DOPRAH aka BELLY DANCE aka SUPER SIZA MINELLI aka TRIPLE DECKER aka P CUPS aka DINER SHORE aka LAY-Z aka EGG CLAIR aka JUMBOTRON aka PEPPERMINT PATTY
Sounds Like: Butter Milk Panties
Record Label: Coming Soon
Type of Label: Indie