Vice Staff Xtreme Snowboard Jam '06!!!!!
Well, we finally caved and made a MySpace page. You win, future! I guess we'll be putting some more thingamabobs and doohickeys on here soon. But we promise not to post like a jillion posts a day about "ooh, some guy we know is DJing at some bar somewhere" or "hey, get a load of this funny YouTube video with bears in it" or what about those posts that are like a private joke with some other person and you don't get it and it's not funny anyway? Ghad, I hate those. Or how about the "Argh! I lost my cell phone!" ones? I get like 10 of those posts daily. You know what? I have had cell phones for what--seven or eight years now? and I never lost one ever! What does that say about me? What does that say about you?
Anyhoo, my point is that clogging up the b-board with bullshit is a critical faux pas that has gotten many a friend un-friended throughout MySpace history and we simply won't do it. Maybe we'll post if we're having some exciting event or if we are desperately seeking agoraphobic shut-ins willing to be interviewed and photographed (which we are! please email if you can help!) So yeah, hey, stay tuned for what will surely be the best MySpace page ever. Whee.