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tractorpirate

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About Me

Hello monkeys!
Welcome to my profile. Here I will tell you about who I am and what I do.
My name is Franny, I am 24 and live with my partner Gail in Glossop, Derbyshire. We own 3 dogs, Molly, Max and Will. We are a happy little family!
Bit of a mental bird, who sleeps sporadically and spends way too much time on tranny websites, looking at filth and chatting to trannies, which (despite what they think) are as mad at me.
I wank too much, I sleep too much I eat too much.
Right so now you know I’m a little scary and a little wrong, I say a little it’s a lot wrong.
I think aliens take my thoughts away. The government are trying to get all intelligent people on anti depressants, so if we rant about how this country is turning into a big pile of doo and they are trying to control and oppress us, we will be called lunatics and forgotten about, America are far more along this line though, they really are scarily controlled, proper thought police! I think about torture and murder way too much and like nothing better than a gory film with sadistic undertones lol if you want an insight into my brain i have found a soundtrack that is perfect for it, anything by rob zombie or white zombie, its proper fucked up! I really need to talk to a psychiatrist!
I have multiple personalities; I’m waiting for the clever one to appear. I expect when she does there will be something wrong with her, like a psycho killer! But hey we all got our flaws ain’t we?
I studied Graphic design at college and as an extra I did A level photography. After a few years of basically learning about life the hard way I am now embarking on my chosen career as a photographer. My work varies from landscape to fetish and anything inbetween. I love capturing natural beauty and showing a different side to things. I am currently in the process of starting up a few projects for me to complete. I have an extensive collection of my work on Flickr as well as more photos of me.
As for my personal life, I love trannies!! My partner is one and in my heart I am one!! I adore dressing up, adore having my photo taken too. I love music, films, learning, walking and exploring. Just found my urbex feet too so lots of exploring of derelict buildings!! I love my dogs, they are my babies!
My partner and I are very much in love and would appreciate it if you didn't get saucy on the messages lol
Anyway, That’s me I ain’t right, don’t look at my photos they will scar your mind and probably leave you blind. do you really want to become blind and for the rest of your pathetic life all you can see is this hate fuelled, angry bitch's photo? If you do go ahead but I ain’t paying for your therapy, no sir not me! Your f**king fault, for looking 'TARD! *belm*
Well I'll be off now and I hope to speak to you soon.
Kisses,
Franny aka Tractorpirate
xxx
Frances Lane http://tractorpirate.bebo.com/

My Interests


walking photography urbex urban exploration art imagery music films design architecture fun dogs photoshop reading smoking drinking weed sex fetish tgirls transgender freedom

I'd like to meet:

Well friends and people who would perhaps like to work on a time for prints basis for me. people who want to buy, hire or admire my photography!

I am looking for skaters/bmx riders for a photographic project. You need to be in the Manchester area and willing to work on a time for photos basis, I am unable to pay anything I am afraid! Please mail me for more details


Music:

The Smiths, Morrissey, Aphex twin, LCD Sound system, The Delays, Trojan records, Northern Soul, The horrors, Belle & Sebastian, New Young Pony Club, Arcade fire, The Specials, All half man half biscuit's stuff, Jarvis cocker, The klaxons, Lamb chop, The cramps, The fall, The gossip, The pipettes, The view, Tindersticks, Ween, Elvis, Richard thompson, The Holloways, Placebo, Suede, Stone Roses, Arctic Monkeys, CSS, Maximo Park, Goldfrapp, The Cure, Fratellis, Radiohead, Bruce Springsteen, Grinderman, Morrissey, Kate Nash, Foo Fighters, Hot Chip, The Cribs, The hours, Good Shoes, Underworld, Leftfield, Groove Armada, The Pogues, big mind music, castrato, nick cave and the bad seeds, rob zombie, white zombie, iggy pop, gallows, serg tankin, radiohead, smashing pumpkins, billy corgan, jack penate, QOTSA

Movies:

Napolean Dynamite, happiness, everything is illuminated, storytelling, best in show, kill bill, pulp fiction, essex boys, wolf creek, hostel, silence of the lambs, the devils rejects, jarhead, hot fuzz, freddy got fingered, twin town, outlaws, sexy beast, love,honour & obey, lock stock, alien, LOTR, bowling for columbine, farhenheit 9/11, documentary films, eagle vs. shark, house of 1000 corpses, zeitgeist,

Television:

king of the hill, family guy, steve-o, jackass, dirty sanchez, two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, ideal, alan partridge, brasseye, 15 storeys high, hyperdrive, i.t crowd, 8 out of 10 cats, the office, extras, anything with karl pilkington, bill hicks

Books:

all of jeremy clarkson's books, horror and true crime books happyslapped by a jellyfish

Heroes:

my mum, brian moloko, ricky gervais & captain spalding

My Blog

musical tastes

Why is it when you show your musical tastes to people, some people literally reel cause of the variety? I ask this as i've been asked a few times where i get my influences from and as i am bored i tho...
Posted by tractorpirate on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 06:43:00 PST

A insight into one side of my life

Well what can I say, I'm happy to be here and I'm also very happy to help out any girls who think they need emotional or physical help, meaning make up, shopping, clothes photos and the like. I also w...
Posted by tractorpirate on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:01:00 PST