The Bob Freeman Show, drinking, bars, hooking Big Tone up with hot chicks, spitting acid at midgets
Huey Lewis-I am so in love with him and I'd like to meet Clint Eastwood just for his total coolness factor and I will totally bear Clint's next child lol! And of course I will be Bob Freeman's groupie - he can raise my love child with Clint!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: kathryn
Birthday: feb 16
Birthplace: san mateo, ca
Current Location: tempe, az
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: im a righty...i hear lefties have a higher statistic for being gay
Your Heritage: 50% irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops
Your Weakness: a certain boy who shall remain nameless but u almost got it out of me
Your Fears: heights
Your Perfect Pizza: mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to finally join cyber sexaholics anonymous!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: who the hell r u and why r u in my bed?
Your Best Physical Feature: we all know im not one to brag
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out preferably before the alcohol poisoning sets in
Your Most Missed Memory: i miss life before the annoying Six Flags commercial with the bald man dancing to the Venga Boys song...i used to like that song and it just ruined it for me
Pepsi or Coke: diet (no cals, its like chemical water)
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's...I couldnt sleep for a week after watching the BK commercial with the dude in bed with the other dude in the Burger King mask offering him a burger...i'm scarred for life
Single or Group Dates: single...i need all attention on me or else I turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither...but think of the genius who thought let's add ice to tea, he must have made even more money than the guy who invented the pet rock
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither i snort lines to wake myself up in the morning
Do you Smoke: thats between me and my probation officer
Do you Swear: like a fucking sailor
Do you Sing: like ashlee fucking simpson
Do you Shower Daily: well whenever the stench starts to be offensive
Have you Been in Love: everytime i look in the mirror
Do you want to go to College: nah im staying kaput in the trailer park til I get knocked up by the boy who has wheels on his trailer...anyways wallmart says i have job security
Do you want to get Married: not ready for the ball and chain anytime soon, thank u very much
Do you belive in yourself: well tony robbins tells me im special...jeez he doesnt tell just anybody that!
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when im on top
Do you think you are Attractive: yes mirrors are my best friend
Are you a Health Freak: like britney spears with her pregnancy cravings
Do you get along with your Parents: why r u bringing my parents into this?
Do you like Thunderstorms: they get me all hot n bothered
Do you play an Instrument: if u wanna call that an instrument...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: its the only way to make the normies look attractive
In the past month have you Smoked: only crank...its how i stay so svelte
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: duh, someones gotta feed me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: actually i frequent the dollar bin at kmart
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: did some damn stoner write this survey...yes and i followed the box of oreos up with a 3am rendezvous at jack in the box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: wow the sexual innuendo here is just plain priceless
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes and it involved a pole...yay amateur night at the strip club im one boob job away from the big time baby!
In the past month have you been Dumped: actually i would prefer to call it a mutual wham bam thank u mam
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: its the only way i swim
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just hearts
Ever been Drunk: its the only way u can get me to find u attractive
Ever been called a Tease: only when he thinks coughing up money for the dollar menu at taco bell is a date
Ever been Beaten up: i dont mind the occasional s&m but i prefer to be the dominating one in the relationship
Ever Shoplifted: well that one homeless man thought i was gonna steal cans out of his cart
How do you want to Die: wow u r such a downer
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i'd like to sell my own sex video like paris hilton but i cant figure out the night vision on this damn thing
What country would you most like to Visit: mexico... i hear u can get cheap boob jobs there...and i just may leave the operating table alive!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or green i suppose
Favourite Hair Color: only guys with brown or dark brown hair! and i love sideburns!
Short or Long Hair: short...hippies need not apply
Height: 6'0 or taller
Weight: as long as he doesnt need a forklift to leave the trailer park
Best Clothing Style: i'd prefer not to be questioning ur sexuality so jeans and tshirts please otherwise i get confused
Number of Drugs I have taken: i like to snort coke cuz lindsay lohan says its cool
Number of CDs I own: anything u could know, and u ask this...jeez and to think i would have told u what color panties i was wearing
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: none so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1...it involved a bottle of tequilla and a questioning transgender
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Classic Rock, Huey Lewis and the News, The Eagles, Steve Miller Band, Guns and Roses, AC/DC, Bon Jovi, CCR, Rolling Stones, Bruce Springsteen, Def Leopard, Bryan Adams, Cat Stevens, Green Day, Third Eye Blind, Lenny Kravitz, Tim McGraw, Kenny Chesney, Keith Urban, Brad Paisley, Toby Keith, Gary Allan, Shania Twain, Lonestar, Patsy Cline, Brooks And Dunn, Garth Brooks, Chris Cagle, Dierks Bentley, Celine Dion, Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Rod Stewart, Johnny Cash, Beach Boys, Paul Anka, Bobby Darin, Roy Orbison, Nat King Cole, Dean Martin, Dion and the Belmonts...And I HATE rap and hip hop so basically anything but that (except Manila Ice)!!
Office Space, Bridget Jones Diary, Super Troopers, Notting Hill, Zoolander, Anchorman, A Walk In The Clouds, Dirty Harry, and basically any Clint Eastwood movie, Christine, Smokey and the Bandit, Old School, Never Been Kissed, When Harry Met Sally, You've Got Mail, and a bunch of really old black and white movies.
Nip/Tuck, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Grey's Anatomy, The Office, Family Guy, The Bob Freeman Show, Desperate Housewives, History Channel, anything about ghosts or serial killers (i know i am very odd), Discovery Channel, Court TV, A&E, TLC
I just finished a biography about Andy Kaufman that was written by his best friend, Bob Zmuda, and it was an amazing book
Andy Kaufman, All of the military overseas fighting, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jack London, Clint Eastwood-he had all the cool looks which i so emulate, a chick magnet, he was hot and cool and he was good with a gun...what more could u ask for? If Dirty Harry had a cool muscle car I would so be done for.