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About Me

I like beer, because it tastes bad and it makes me feel better about myself.And I admit, I WOULD make love to an inflatable doll, but only if the doll was REALLY big and filled with helium, so I could fuck it in the sky while it floated above California, to show the superficial Californians that fat women ARE desirable, even though they are obese monsters who float.

My Interests

Radio, film, drinking ice-cold adult beverages, not giving a shit about all the shit that I should probably give a shit about.

I'd like to meet:

Condoleezza Rice, just so I can ask her why she is always glaring at me through the television. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO WRONG? CAN'T YOU SMILE AT ME OCCASIONALLY!?

Music:

"Woke up quick at about noon Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon I gotta get drunk before the day begins Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends"

Movies:

Last Night, All The Real Girls, Old School, Tombstone, Adaptation, The Wash, Testament, Gattaca, Neverending Story, Blade Runner, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, etc. Too many to list.

Television:

Anything starring Budd Dwyer.

Books:

"1984" and "Inferno" are my favorite books of all time, but if we're talking about more recent reads, I was also a big fan of "Kaufman Revealed" by Bob Zmuda and "The Rat Pack" by Lawrence Quirk. I recently finished reading "Angry Black White Boy" by Adam Mansbach and loved it.

Heroes:

He's dead.
I'm also a fan of Peg Entwistle, Christine Chubbuck, Kurt Cobain, Hank Williams Sr., Elvis, Morton Downey Jr., James Dean, Andy Kaufman, Marie Prevost, and Wally George.
They're all fucking dead too.

My Blog

FREEMAN FACTS: White people

I hate white people. White people will pay $3 more for Fiji water because it comes from a foreign place which must mean it's "more pure."White people will say they like Obama because he's "articulate"...
Posted by Bob Freeman on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:48:00 PST

FREEMAN FACTS: Dreams

Nobody wants to hear about the dream you had last night. You think it was a really cool dream, and I'm sure it was, but the minute you say something like "it took place in my house, which was actually...
Posted by Bob Freeman on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:10:00 PST

My phone number & voicemail

925 787 6114
Posted by Bob Freeman on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 01:05:00 PST

Add this fucking puppet!

ADD Alcoholic Critic click picture to see profile Add this puppet! He..'s a movie critic, he..'s a drunk, and he diddled me as a child! ...
Posted by Bob Freeman on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:11:00 PST

Check out the latest show

BobFreemanShow.comWe've got a new show, the first edition of The Day With Special K, and a new Freeman's Fire. Check it out when you get a chance....
Posted by Bob Freeman on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:09:00 PST

Add me on AIM

My screen name is BobJamesFreeman. Add me or I'll punch you in the neck with a hammer.
Posted by Bob Freeman on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

DMX was raped! :-(

DMX claims he was raped. By a woman. Who then got pregnant and fathered his child.And I believe him! On behalf of the entire cast of BobFreemanShow.com, I would like to announce the formation of the D...
Posted by Bob Freeman on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST

Join us

http://www.BobFreemanBoard.com Join! Now! List "Freeman" as your reference! ...and when you're done with that, listen to the show... http://www.BobFreemanShow.com...
Posted by Bob Freeman on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:21:00 PST

My pet toad is better than your pet toad

Posted by Bob Freeman on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 05:07:00 PST

We're going to miss you, Brent

I'm not very good at communicating certain emotions with words sometimes. I'm able to communicate cynicism and outrage really well, but I have trouble with sadness. I find it difficult to openly commu...
Posted by Bob Freeman on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 04:55:00 PST