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Comedienne RED

Live’n in Heaven

About Me

Red is a comic with a day job and multiple interests. Although having a vagina in this business is a minority, a liability and/or an asset, she loves meeting new people and making them laugh.Aside from comedy, Red enjoys her family whenever possible (so she can get new material). Not a big drinker nor a smoker (how the hell did she become a comic?), Red still enjoys going out and people-watching -- the wierder the better (shopping malls, funerals, mullet counting at State Fair!).Red's had 12 years of Catholic schooling (HOLY CRAP!) but that doesn't mean she's a bible thumper (see bad date blog). Her comedy reflects the struggle between being the "good" girl and the natural nautiness her life and personality produce.Fast becoming popular with audiences and comics alike, Red's show is sure to make your tummy hurt from laughs.



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My Interests

OBSESSED by HBO's "True Blood", Entertainment Weekly mag., Kopps chocolate-almond custard, Mexican food, mystery books, middle-eastern dance, feng shui, "Weeds" on DVD, the game Bloodrayne, my Brookstone "massager", driving stick in my sweet new ride, and fine dining (although Taco Bell counts...).

I'd like to meet:

Friends, comics and fans of comedy. Someday I will meet my good friend and love again, Mr. Chuck Kiefer, who died WAY TOO prematurely. Only in heaven will his lists be done and everything will be "squared away"...

Movies:

Drop Dead Gorgeous, Seven, Fargo, 12 Monkeys: gotta make me think or laugh.

Television:

I USED to watch TV....before my dad retired.... Anyone want to adopt a cute, red-headed couch potato?

Books:

Tropic of Night, Year of Yes, Honeymoon with My Brother

Heroes:

I love and respect those who have made the life-choice to defend our country and I hope one day to be able to entertain them. I also honor those who defend Women's Choice because I find the religious right scary.


My Blog

Someone ELESs Poop Story

If you know me at all you know I appreciate any GREAT poop story. Found this one on my local craigslist rant & rav section and HAD to re-post. Obviously this is written by some guy and DAMN is he ...
Posted by Comedienne RED on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 08:13:00 PST

STORY OF STUFF

OK. So I feel like a HUGE turd....My good friend Erin B. sent me this message at work today. We both LOVE to shop and I have, for years, been bitching about how electronics are made for shit now...
Posted by Comedienne RED on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:13:00 PST

There might be a homocide....

So if you hear that there's been a homocide at my day job....you didn't see me, I wasn't there, you don't know anything..... no loss. just one stupid, insignificant piece of shit woman who gets unde...
Posted by Comedienne RED on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 07:22:00 PST

Addictions.....

Today I was pondering my wants in life and it occurred to me that I have a couple of addictions. Nothing TOO unhealthy and nothing that would kick me to Utah to land me in LeCirc for rehab but he...
Posted by Comedienne RED on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:03:00 PST

L.A. Comics?????

So I've been working periodically with so-called "L.A. comics" and I have to say that overall they BLOW. Cases in point: 1. They don't want to talk about anything but themselves and their supposed ach...
Posted by Comedienne RED on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:32:00 PST

Funny Ass Rumor

FUNNY, NAUGHTY SHIT! I received an email from a fellow comic that had the most INTERESTING question..... namely, had I worked with Johnathan the Amazing (whom I've heard of but never worked with). His...
Posted by Comedienne RED on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:57:00 PST

Stoopid People SUCK!

I don't HATE my day job.....I just hate the utterly STUPID people I work with/for/around. Yesterday we had a minor power outage in a particular building. The electric came back up but later in the aft...
Posted by Comedienne RED on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST

Just Another Angry Blog...comedy related

Although I'm not in an extraordinarily angry mood today, I thought I'd blog about something that is beginning to bother me quite a bit. I hope other comics will feel me on this but....WHAT IS UP WITH ...
Posted by Comedienne RED on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:06:00 PST

Mandy Moore is my new best friend!

So today 103.7 Kiss FM had Mandy Moore on LIVE for some obscure reason and I called into the show. Prior to my call, however, I was listening to the other people who were calling in and marveled, "how...
Posted by Comedienne RED on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:02:00 PST

Just Damn TIRED

Holy SHIT! While I'm glad that I'm getting regular work doing stand-up and I like my day job (just the people suck), my ass is getting kicked this weekend! Been doing over-time sporatically all week ...
Posted by Comedienne RED on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:42:00 PST