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Sonya White

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About Me

I would rather laugh than cry but sometimes when the two go hand in hand, it's the best! I prefer to kill with kindness cause it is easier to clean up the mess that way. I am ambitious and a self-starter ( you should see me after a cup of coffee!) Full of hopes, dreams, determination, and sometimes absolute bull sh*t! I am in love with a Leo. I have written poetry that has been published, lyrics to a song not yet recorded, a screenplay, sketch comedy and my stand-up routine. My stand-up and acting have been seen on television everywhere from NBC's Last Comic Standing 4 as a Specialty Act, CBS's Star Search, HBO, Comedy Central, E!, Oxygen's "Girls Behaving Badly," MTV, and a colorful character on The Jerry Springer Show. Yet, I am still waiting to be discovered!

My Interests

Relieving lower back pain so I might play a game of tennis, challenge someone at a game of H-O-R-S-E on the basketball court, plant some flowers, paint something on wood, a wall or canvas, build a bridge and/or erect a statue.

I'd like to meet:

Simon Cowell- I would ask him to produce a show called "American Comic!" Betty White- She makes me laugh no matter what she does...you go "Golden" ghuuurl. Who knows, we could be related. Dave Chapelle- Comedy and characters. Tracy Ulman- Characters and comedy. Ellen DeGeneres-Wanda Sykes... Funny women! Tina Turner- The woman behind the legend. Queen Latifah- I am her white mirrored image. We should play twins separated at birth. Cher- She has stood the test of time! Dolly Parton- She seems soooo real under all the silicone and botox. Martha Stewart- Should I be stranded on an island somewhere she could teach me to still prepare dinner for four, find a banana leaf to wear that sets me apart as perfect host, build and furnish a spare hut just in case my guests have too many mango martini's and need to stay the night. It would be a good thing! MyGen Profile Generator

Music:

All genres depending on my mood.
Amy Winehouse, Coldplay, Bonnie Raitt, Sheryl Crow, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Larry McDaniel, John Mayer, Mary J. Blige, Patti LaBelle, Missy Elliot, Counting Crows, Seal, U2, Santana, Dave Mathews, Shania Twain, Kenny Chesney, George Strait, Keith Urban, Andrea Bocelli, Basia, Lyle Lovett, Buckwheat Zydeco, Bob Marley, Sean Paul, Fergie, Gwen Stefani, Madonna,Shelley Raymond

Movies:

These are my favorites for now... Chick Flicks: "Thelma and Louise," "The Sweetest Thing," "Legally Blonde." Comedy: "Meet the Parents," "Meet the Fockers." Scary: "Stir of Echoes," "Sixth Sense." Drama:"Sophie's Choice," "The Color Purple," "The Green Mile." Saddest: "The Elephant Man," "Dancer in the Dark," "Million Dollar Baby." Musical: "Rent." Based on Music: "Grace of My Heart." Based on a True Story: "Monster." Action: "Romeo must Die," "Kill Bill." Thriller: "Tightrope," "The Game..." Love Story: "Free Willy." Western: "The Man from Snowy River" Old: "The Wizard of Oz."

Television:

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I watch and listen to CMT, VH-1 and MTV. I watch "Dancing With The Stars," and "Nip/Tuck." I tape "Greys Anatomy," and "Desperate Housewives." I laugh at "South Park" and "Curb Your Enthusiasm." I stare at "The Weather Channel." I search for a movie I haven't seen on "HBO" and/or "Showtime." I flip between "Dave" and "Jay" depending on who the guests are that night.

Books:

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" - Dale Carnegie

Heroes:

Bill W- He has helped the ones I love, met the ones I worry about and will probably miss the ones I lose... Oprah Winfrey, a great humanitarian. Johnny Carson, a comedian who set such a fine example in the entertainment industry. Carol Burnett who may have been his perfect match. Bette Midler for her inspiration as a comic, actress and a singer.

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Posted by Sonya White on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:49:00 PST