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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that this will come out of the carpet."3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"
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You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.
What Mixed Drink Are You?CATHY
Cis forCrazy
Ais forAbstract
Tis forTender
His forHappy
Yis forYummy
What Does Your Name Mean?
Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... mysterious
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... twinkle in the moonlight
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... entrancing
Your love is... eternal
Your Love is Based on Friendship
For you, chemistry doesn't really happen without compatibility.
Companionship and openness are the most important parts of your relationships.
Whoever you love should be your best friend.
And falling in love with a good friend is never out of the question.
Why your love can last: You only fall for people who you truly understand... and who truly understand you
Why your love can fail: Sometimes you don't admit how important physical chemistry is to you
What Is Your Love Based On?Brian
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Cathy
84% Compatible
♥ Brian and Cathy have recently begun dating. Similar personality descriptions are a plus. The religious faith they share may help to form a bond. They both drink, so there is no incompatibility there. Their astrological signs are in harmony, which is a plus. And their views on children are similar. The fact that both Brian and Cathy are rather dominant reduces compatibility, since opposites in this area attract. Both are sexually-uninhibited. Overall, Brian and Cathy are quite compatible. There are a few rough spots, but nothing that cannot be overcome. ♥
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