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Polar

Helen Keller's favourite colour is Chuck Norris.

About Me


FREAKING OUT FELLOW INTERNAUTS SINCE 1997
All you need to know is that I am a winner and am constantly attacked by crane flies and fans wielding bags of chips. I obviosly do not use spel chack.

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

I hate MySpace, but now everyone is saying that to be cool. So with that being said, I will say that I avoid eye contact with MySpace in the hallways if I can and steal his newspaper.



the dag is back

Music:

Everything. I'm not too keen on genres that start with a "c" though. Except crap, I like a lot of crappy music.
My favourites right now are Pig, Mindless Self Indulgence, and Nine Inch Nails, other stuff too, I forgot.

Movies:

Hitchhiker's Guide, Anchorman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spaceballs, Donnie Darko, Star Wars, The Lion King, Alice in Wonderland, Rushmore, Lost in Translation, Clue, Edward Scissorhands, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Labyrinth, LoTR, The Chronicles of Riddick, Death to Smoochy, Harry Potter crap blahblahblah, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Blues Brothers, Mirrormask, The Royal Tenenbaums, Drop Dead Fred, Ghostbusters, Legend, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Batman, Pirates of the Caribbean, Kung Pow!, Wayne's World, Cats & Dogs, Jurassic Park, The Brave Little Toaster, PeeWee's Big Adventure, Beetlejuice, Milo and Otis, Groundhog Day, Lethal Weapon, Dragnet, Young Einstein, Police Academy, The Naked Gun, Airplane, The Never Ending Story, and buncha shit Disney made

Television:

Invader Zim, I Love Lucy, Bob Newhart Show, Excel Saga, The Cosby Show, Three Stooges, Trigun, Star Trek: TNG, Lazy Town, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Will&Grace, Adult Swim, The Simpsons, Lost, Iron Chef, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Tenchi Muyo, Sailor Moon, Conan O'Brien, Project Runway (stfu I LIKE IT), Puni Puni Poemy, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman, The Muppet Show

Books:

I can't read.
I've gotten to the middle of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and I can't manage to get any further, even though I have no problem reading the entire collection of thirteen Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake Vampire Hunter chronicles and the four Ursula K. LeGuin's Earthsea books no sweat. I still don't know who half the characters' names are and I own all the damn HP movies. I started to read Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker's Guide and couldn't get past the introduction. What is wrong with me?

I prefer comics and the Boomer Bible. Easy to read and full of useless sayings I can repeat to people so they think I am witty and cute. Other authors I like: Laurie Hotaro, and Lynne Truss.

I like to write more than I read. And by the looks of my grammar, it shows.

Heroes:


My Blog

Polar's Biography, as told by Señor M. Glitch

polar's biography written by Señor M. Glitch come here boy and girls and let me tell you about a cracked out tranny named nemjersatyr. i know your thinking "nemjer.. wha?" but that has nothing to do ...
Posted by some weird looking asian named Polar on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 06:00:00 PST